If I did that she'd kill me!

[like seriously, she would murder him. no joke. not even exaggerating. you can hear the sincerity in his voice.]

W, wait, what? [O_O... actually that's kind of tempt, wait, no! NO!] It's alright, you don't have to do that! S-she's not really the type to be into that sort of thing, and I wouldn't want to embarrass her or anything!

[also she'd probably kill him for that too...]