What?! Vriska, you were here earlier, like twice! We both talked about how Sollux isn't any fun and how you thought it'd be funny if did things like raid his house and move around furniture as he slept so he could wake up really confused, or play ding-dong ditch and leave things like fake explosives or buckets on the step just to make him freak out! And we were also planning to break Mayfield's rules too because their rules are meant to be broken!

[ ... She looks really hopeful and excited at remembering all of their fun misadventures which never actually happened. ]