bridezilla | Armed intevention 005 || yo momma so obsessed with pink... (BACKDATED TO MOM'S DAY)

Armed intevention 005 || yo momma so obsessed with pink... (BACKDATED TO MOM'S DAY)

[ Phone - A ]

[ so Nena learned how the this event stuff worked! About mid way through the day, her voice will ring out clear as a crystal ]

Heeey, are there any boys around to help Nena with something~? It's really really important and if Nena doesn't get it done, she'll cry!

[ Action B - Around Town ]

[ You won't see your average Nena, but you'll see her carting A LOT of pink paint around. Can after can after can after can is dutifully stacked up on one another and placed on a huge wagon. She'll whine, groan, moan and scream. Eventually she'll speak up, in a sobbing-whineish voice ]

Waaah! Nena can't carry all of this! Ohhh, Darn it! Someone help her?!

[ Action C - Outside 766 Bunker Street ]

[ Well, you've been put on paint duty! You're now helping Nena paint her house a beautiful shade of pink! You aren't the only one, but she's forcing you to paint this, under her commands, so you'll be painting over the house with your brush as Nena lays on a lawn chair drinking juice. ]

Paint faster! Nena doesn't want to have a half-pink house when you return to normal!

[ ooc: this log is open for people who want to react to Nena's new empire of pink painters. Your characters are free to interact with each other, too, if you want! C & D can both be tagged by other people as they take place around the same amount of time ]

[ action D - Outside of 766 Bunker Street. ]

[ It could be worse! Case in point: this is essentially the same prompt as C except you get palm frond duty.

Fan away~! ]

[ Action E - The Park ]

[ If you are one of the male specimens the town is currently torturing, she'll be spotting you and calling you out instantly ]

Hey! You! Help Nena right now!!!

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You might be able to compare it to that, yes.. [ except not really because Eva doesn't randomly blow stuff up.. only with reason, okay!! ]

Even so, if he ever arrives in Mayfield you should make sure to at least say hello to him, okay? [ Because what is better than making Krauss be bothered by a hyper and insane girl, am I right. ] His incompetency can easily be spotted from miles away.

Oh! I totally get it then! Yeaaah, those brothers are once in a life time, because you only get brothers once.

It sucks they didn't treat you right! Oh well, if you won, you can rub it in everyone's faces!

But I'll say hi to him!! I can spot incompetency from anywhere! Who else should I know about and say hi to, Mama? [ !!!! She sounds so horrifically eager to greet the dead people ]

[ OH YEAH GREETING DEAD PEOPLE IS SO MUCH FUN CLEARLY except Eva sort of hopes Krauss and Natsuhi never show up because they might sort of remember she and her husband shot them in the face (accidentally!!), o o p s. But the thought of shoving Nena on to her family and making her troll them is pretty cool though.. ]

Well, there's quite a bit of the family already in this place.. Aside from Krauss nii-san, there's his wife Natsuhi nee-san too who still isn't here.. But she never seems to get along too well with children. [ GO TO YOUR ROOM.. ] Oh, and then there's my younger sister Rosa.

[ Yeah, she's still unsure on whether to mention Hideyoshi or George yet.. ]

[ IT'S JUST LIKE WAL-MART. "Hi. Welcome to Mayfield. The 'but I'm dead at home' pamphlet is on the right!". Nena gives no fucks about their arrival as long as they don't try to hurt Eva. Then after that they die AGAIN. forever. Worst couple. They seem to die constantly. They spend more time living than they do dead. etc. ]

Do the kids hate Natsuhi?? [ SOBS. EVA WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?! I WORK SO HARD D: ]. What's Rosa like?!

[ and now a pause. She remembers her conversation from earlier ]

Does this mean your husband and son arrived?!

[ well, ngl, Eva wouldn't mind seeing Rudolf and Kyrie die. Again. And again. And again and again and again-- ]

Well, I can't speak for them, can I..? You'd have to ask Jessica-chan herself, she's in this place too, after all. [ MORE FAMILY TROLLING RIGHT THERE? ] And Rosa? ... Tch, she's just an idiot. You shouldn't pay too much attention to what she says. She's always been a little slow.

... Ah.. no. Not yet. But actually.. this place is really dangerous, right? I would be okay with it if they wouldn't arrive here. I don't want them to have to face all of this.

[ They'd die so many times, the priest would retire in two years with all of their deaths (Yay) ]

Okay! I'll ask Jessica about her parents!! When I see her, I guess. [ Nena ponders her question a bit before she delivers it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer ] Why is she dumb if she is related to you?

This place is dangerous, so I guess there's always an issue!! But, if they arrived alive, maybe you can find them a way to keep them alive and everything for when you go back home! I'll help you and everything!!

[ OH NENA. Snarking at her family already before she even has to tell you their weak points, this is why you are the best daughter. At least while snarking about her incompetent older brother she can always genuinely giggle, no matter how sucky she's actually feeling. ]

Well, I guess with Krauss nii-san and Natsuhi nee-san's genes there was no saving her from the start! Such a poor girl...

... Really, Nena-chan? If Hideyoshi or George would come in.. you'd help me protect them, right? [ SHE'S GOING TO KEEP HER TO THIS ONE. ]

[ Nena looks very, very, confused. In fact, she looks so confused it takes her a second but she takes a breath. Snarking about your relatives is fun! ]

But I was talking about Rosa. Why is she so stupid? I mean, I think I've seen Jessica around enough, anyways. Blonde hair? Blue eyes? Overconfident? Loud? Is that why her genes suck... hm, I guess if she wasn't created to be perfect, she isn't perfect so...

[ voice trails off before finding the genki trail ]

Of course! Nena must protect Papa! She was taught to love her brothers and, before this town, they were really the only things she liked besides her gundam and those types of things and blowing things up. So she'll help you protect them! Besides, George is my brother so I guess I have to protect him anyways.

Ah, yes, that's Jessica-chan. She's pretty hard to miss, isn't she..? [ Giggle. ] And as to Rosa.. who knows why she's so stupid? I just know she has always been that way, even back when we were just kids she couldn't do anything but be a giant idiot. I guess every family has a bad egg.

That's just what I wanted to hear. [ See, Nena, you even get a smile for that!! ] We both know the way this town is, so we'll just both have to work very hard for that, hm?

She's really hard to miss! She uses a bunch of those words that get all of the drones upset! [ giggle ]

Hm!! Give me some examples on what she does that's so idiotic!! Does she like, glue her hand to her face?

Why wouldn't I help you! [ hug her mama ;_; so very tightly. ] You have to teach me some more of that crazy kung fu though! Okay?

She just says things that are horribly stupid.. You'd probably notice in just a few moments of talking with her. Not to mention she has been getitng low grades ever since she was a little kid, and she's always so gullible too, just going along with whatever anyone tells her. It's almost a little sad, hm..?

Of course.. I don't want Nena-chan to go into a battle unprepared. [ Actually, it's mostly just so she has an even bigger chance of defeating whatever comes at them, but okay.. ]

What type of stupid things does she say?! Are they funny stupid or just stupid stupid!? If she's gullible, you can manipulate her more easily anyways! Also, does she have a lover like anyone else? Everyone else you mentioned does... so why doesn't she?

Okay! Thank you Mama!! I'll defend Hideyoshi with my life!!

Although I guess it's sort of funny at times to see her being so stupid.. Most of the time it's just what you call 'stupid stupid'. And as to the manipulating.. well. [ She just giggles. This was her and Rosa's entire childhood, okay. Her bullying and manipulating Rosa into doing stupid stuff so she would get into trouble. ]

She has a daughter - Maria-chan, but.. it seems Maria-chan's father left her pretty quickly. [ This is why Eva has the best husband out of them all, okok. ]

Hm! How about you tie a stick with a twinkie on it and watch her try and catch it! You can tie it to the back of her hair or something!! [ Evil giggle alongside Mama yaaaaay ]

Why did he live? Is he one of those hit it and quit it types?

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Armed intevention 005 || yo momma so obsessed with pink... (BACKDATED TO MOM'S DAY)

/HOLDS....

/noms :3

the best kid ever ;u;

;u; best mommy best best mommy

BEST PARENT / KID DUO YEAAH. LET'S GO WIN ALL THE COMPETITIONS.

ALL OF THEM? (yay)

OF COURSE. SINCE WE'RE THE BEST.

I WANNA BE THE VERY BE-OH WAIT

LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSSSS

TO PROTECT THEM IS MY BEST ...SOMETHING.

when I was little, I always thought it was 'you cheese me and I cheese you' rather than 'teach'...

pokemon...gotta mozzarella them all.

MY DRINK IS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANK YOU SDJHFDSFJKSD

YAAAAAAAAAY