10 || NENA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN...
Dec. 14th, 2011 04:23 pm[ Well, there's one Nena Trinity that doesn't sound too happy about this. In fact, she's particularly upset. ]
...Does this mean there's not going to be pink cupcake mix anymore? What about ducks? Will those still be there?! Will there be any christmas sales?! Or did Mayfield take those away too!?
Argh! Why do times have to get so hard whenever anything fun is about to happen!? If she can bring us all here can't she just bring money to us too?! [ Someone is sort of missing the point. ]
[ Could it be?! Actual, actual heat?! Indeed! It is! Nena will land her giant shuttle, and, with the incredibly unique battery powers, it should be radiating enough heat to keep a person toasty for an entire football field. She'll open the back hatch revealing Nena.
Dressed as Santa, except replace the red with pink and add wings. And some sort of hockey mask. Yep. Classic Christmas. Nena will begin tossing out packaged foods that she's always had in her shuttle. Except, this is space food! You have to add water to make sure it has any sort of nutritional value. Of course she won't tell you this which will leave you to wonder what the hell is creepy pink santa or Nicki Minaj doing handing you out coffee packets with various fruits labeled on them. ]
[ Why is Nena scaling the giant christmas tree? What is she doing tossing down ornaments down at the ground of the Christmas tree? Nena will continue to demolish the entire Christmas tree, leaving no ornament held up. As she strips the ornaments, you can also see her tossing the last of any and all pink paints onto the christmas tree.
Sometimes, though, for the briefest moment, Nena's clothes will flicker into .... her in her underpants. Someone hasn't noticed the regains had been flickering on and off. She doesn't notice though. Care to point it out? Or help her demolish the tree in this great protest?! ]
[ When she does notice the regains suddenly missing, she's already holding up a banner that says "Merry Pink Christmas" so, Mayfieldians, if you have desire to enjoy the peace? Well, enjoy it being ruined by Nena hollering as she quickly covers herself with the banner. ]
[ Nena had quickly fled the scene screaming and is running around Mayfield wrapped in a ridiculously long banner. Care to approach her? ]
[ Okay, now she's in a pink bathrobe and is wandering around aimlessly looking for something
Dude. ] Where's my giant shuttle?
[ As you see her walk around in a pink bathrobe, you'll notice that a near by drone is completely naked. Yes, these incidents are connected. ]