bridezilla: (Wanna play fetch- boy?!)
 [ A - Action! Your Street! ]

[ If you thought this event couldn't get any stranger, you're wrong. Hello, panicked Mayfield citizens! A huge shuttle, that seems to take up most of the street, will be parading down the road. It'll appear to be taking down anything it touches, fire hydrants, street lights, and armies and armies of zombies, as it trudges along the road. Any and all zombies are seemingly crushed by this flying tank. that just seems to be grinding on the road. Behind her are scores of flattened zombies. 

The shuttle, with its army crushing might, will continue to slowly roll down the street until it stops fully right in fron of your house. Screams of zombies can heard trapped underneath her shuttle. You may ask just why this level of insanity is present in the streets. Then, you'll get your answer in two words: Nena Trinity.

She serenely parks the shuttle and walks out of it, and, from the look of things, she seems absolutely ecstatic today! She'll turn to you, overjoyed as ever, and wave before shouting the loudest, most cheerful Hiiiii!!! ever heard in human history. ]


 [ B - Bunker Street and streets close to it! ]
 
[ Nena's prejudiced anti-brain eater campaign continues with her latest warfare: Hong Kong's pet tiger. She borrowed it without permission and is now taking it out for a walk. If you catch her on this walk, you'll see her shouting loudly at the tiger. ]

Sick 'em, boy! 

[ And so the baby tiger will run and attack the zombie, ripping off one of its arms and fiercely, yet playfully clawing at it.

Someone needs to get better animal warfare.

ooc: Tiger borrowed with ooc permission from Hong Kong's mun! ]

[ C - The Park! ]

[ Speaking of getting better warfare, Nena's pro-living war continues as she uses her attack ducks in battle against the zombies.

Thing is? They suck. Horrendously. Though, at first, Nena seems to get the upper hand by having the ducks successfully fly into zombies, but, none of them made it to the brain. So, the zombies will bite them and they'll be instantly affected and zombified. 

Only one duck, Jake, her favorite who she'd protect from battle, didn't go. So, hello Mayfield spectators! Feel free to watch Nena panic, scream and run around from a couple of zombie attack ducks with knives attached to their head.

Just another ordinary day in Mayfield! ]

 [ D - Inside Nena's shuttle! Anytime! ]
 
[ Yep! You aren't sure how it happened, or why, but you've found that the best way to be safe is to go into a crazy yangire's shuttle for protection. At least it can tank those zombies, right? She does begin to talk after you end up in her shuttle though. ]

Hey! Do you want anything to eat?! I have some cupcakes that should last us a couple of months! And some other stuff!

[ Yep. Though it's obvious to anyone that Nena's shuttle was made for carrying supplies by the decent amounts of food in there, the fact that she's shelved over 50 cupcakes is something. The ability to eat these cupcakes is probably unfavorable to taking your chances in the wild with the zombies. They're absolutely loaded with sugar, and just one is enough to cause a cavity. ooc: feel free to handwave your character staying here for a couple of days for protection! there should be enough room for your character and rations if ... she can fit a gundam in there. ]

[ E - Phone! ]

These zombies are so easy to kill with my shuttle, I don't even get why everyone is so worked up over them~! [ CUTE GIRLISH GIGGLING. ] Anyways, if anyone wants to be saved just let me know! My shuttle has enough food and space to fit and help a loooooot of people and I'm probably one of the only few that can help anyways~ [ another giggle. It's clear she's only in this for the glory. ]

Also! Guys! Did you know zombies are flammable? I was the first to discover this so if you use it be sure to thank me later for helping you survive~! 

[ Someone is a little full of themselves today. ]

[ F - Outside 766 Bunker Street/For Household. ]


[ A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire. What the hell do you do?! ]

[ ooc: please note that I may be a bit slow to reply to tags for an hour from 4-5 Pacific Standard Time aha /)_(\ I will reply to them instantly when I get home. ]


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 [ A - Phone ]

[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common. 

She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]

Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them! 

Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad. 

[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]

[ Action B - The Park! ]


[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.

The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.

ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]



[ Action C - The Bakery ]


[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]


ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible

ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something)  ]



[ Action D - Wherever you are!  ]

[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.

Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ]
Hi! Can I get your support for something?!

[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]


[ Action E - Your home! ]

[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]

Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
bridezilla: (/slowly succumbs to kylie minogue lyrics)
 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

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