bridezilla: (I WANT MY FUCKING PINK SHIRT BACK)

 [ A - Phone. ]

[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]

So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?

Who else besides me is going to participate in this?
[ B  - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]


[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...

She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]


Hi! Can I ask you somethings?
[ C - The Hardware Store ]

[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]

What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!

Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.

I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!

[ D - Shooting Range  ]

[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety  of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]

Hmph, I win again!


[ E - High School ]

[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]

bridezilla: (/slowly succumbs to kylie minogue lyrics)
 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]
bridezilla: (SO THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM?!)
[ The morning sunlight naturally hits Nena's face. She had a tough time getting to sleep with her brothers on her mind, but as soon as the sun decides to greet her, Nena rolls herself up. She wonders why her alarm for servicing Wang Liu Mei didn't go off, until she looks at the sun.

There, while looking outside into the window, sees the issue.

She's no longer in space but somehow on earth!

Her face wildly darts across the room before coming to the conclusion that none of this is her stuff. The room is entirely different. She grips herself to see if she's still wearing her spacesuit only to find the basic Mayfield-Uniform.

So Nena reacts logically. She screams. Loudly. If you're two houses away from 766 Bunker, or anywhere near it you can probably hear her shrieking. Those birds that usually fly out when someone screams loudly? They couldn't take the soundwaves and exploded. (Not really. It's a figure of speech!). People in the house would probably get a rude awakening  ]

Where am I?! WHERE AM I?!



[ Nena quickly glances down to the phone. She remembers some vague technology like this existing, except it was portable. There were a couple on the Trinity Mothership too. Nena picks it up and interrupts the Operator half-way when he requests for a person ]

Give me somebody! ANYBODY!

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