Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

[bridezilla]

 [ A - Phone. ]

[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]

So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?

Who else besides me is going to participate in this?

[ B  - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]

[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...

She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]

Hi! Can I ask you somethings?

[ C - The Hardware Store ]

[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]

What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!

Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.

I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!

[ D - Shooting Range  ]

[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety  of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]

Hmph, I win again!

[ E - High School ]

[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]

Comments

B

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ As he opens the door, he wonders just why she is so cheerful, and is a little annoyed that she didn't even say hello or anything like that- but he nods. ]

Yes, of course. What is it?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Are you going to be killing anyone during this little game?

[ Totally casual and blunt like a canon ball to the stomach. ]

Who's your target?

B

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina is very, very cautious about opening the door. She only cracks it a little. It could be someone wanting help, after all. But it could also be someone wanting to harm her.

She peers out through the crack.]

Yes? What do you need?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Nena seems harmless, sweet, childish. She just stares at her with her big yellow eyes, and the second she opens her mouth with a sweet tone, any chance she had of being any of the previously listed adjectives fly out the window ]

Are you going to be killing anyone?

Who's your target?

B

[gauntlethades.livejournal.com]

...

What do you want now?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Were you ordered to kill anyone?! Who was it!? It's really, really important that I know! I need to make sure it's not my brother!

A

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

You mean you're going along with it?!

A

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

I don't have any other choice, do I? My brother will be killed if I don't comply.

Relax, after that one person, who isn't so clean themselves, I'll be killing the ones that are going to kill everyone regardless if they're participating or not.

B

[swinish-beast.livejournal.com]

[the most haunted, wide-eyed face]

What do you want? Get out of here before I hit you with a switch--

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Her eyes are just as wide, and instead of haunted, have a sadistic flavor to them ]

You try that, and I'll guarantee you'll end up joining my target. Now, who were you asked to kill?

C

[thatwhichcures.livejournal.com]

[leonardo da vinci makes a face at you]

You really need all that?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She's a bit defensive at those remarks! She'll turn and seem really irritated ]

Of course I do! For two reasons,

One: It makes killing the target easily. Two: If I have all of these, no one else can. Three: It makes my brother less likely to be killed if no one is armed. Four: I need more things to kill with anyways. Five: I still have a 50% coupon from all that paint I bought.

[ It strikes you now that is painfully immature, and is not the ...sharpest weapon in the pile on the conveyor B) ]

E

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

You actually came to school today?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ A calm and yet somewhat sadistic smile. It comes apparent to Koyomi that Nena is a bit troubled since she doesn't immediately force him to tag along as her FAITHFUL SHIELD. ]

Of course. My target is my Teacher.

It'll be best to surprise attack him. Maybe when he's turned and is writing something on the board....

A

[femtags.livejournal.com]

You're willing to kill someone?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ In the most cheerful tone ever. It's as if it's a sport, or something she doesn't even think much about. ]

Yep, pretty much. Why?

B

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

Hey. What's up?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She'll flash her happy little v-sign and giggle ]

Thanks, Charlie! What was the person you were assigned?! Are you planning to kill them?! I need to make sure my brother is okay!

A

[doudemoe]

Nope.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Who were you assigned? Was it my brother?

B

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[He opens the door cautiously, seeing through the window that it looks like smaller figure.

Oh. It's the girl who thinks it doesn't hurt when you kill somebody. Netherlands opens his mouth to say hello, but then stops-

Oh.

Netherlands quickly closes the door, pretty much in her face; the sounds of the deadbolt sliding into place follow right after.]

1/2

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ HOW CAN THIS BE?! ]

A

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

NENA!

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ The cutesiest, happiest tone ever. Filled with sugar ]

KEIICHI~! HI!!

assuming they exchanged names and stuff ok SORRY I AM SLOW ;o;

[wifetops.livejournal.com]

[WHAT DID HIS LITTLE FAKEDAUGHTER JUST SAY....]

...Nena-chan? Is...is that you?

oh, yeah, sure. || NO WORRIES

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Hiiii, Papa!! Were you assigned to kill someone too?

[ She sounds a bit too happy for this ): ]

C YEEEEEEEEAH

[thinkwportals.livejournal.com]

this is going to be more hideous than larry king

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Nena continues on obliviously that her assassin is right behind her.

Nena continues to aggressively barter with the cashier ]



I'm getting this all and I'm getting it for free, you old turd!

B

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

[Miu answers by opening one of the windows and yelling over to Nena. She recognizes Nena from Prom, actually, which is why she lets her guard down.

She's also wearing pink to strengthen her cuteness factor.]

What do you want?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ SHE'S WEARING PINK. THE HOLY PROTECTION IS GUARANTEED. She can't kill someone that wears pink ]

CAN I COME IN?! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

C; Now with proper labeling, sheesh.

[bitemescumbag.livejournal.com]

[Hey can I cut in line all I've got is a knife or two and a wrench not an entire Dead Rising inventory.]

...Bird seed?

No worries! :D

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ < implying Nena would be selfless ]

For the ducks, duh.

A also did someone say ducks???

[headedforhope]

[She GUESSED you'd be trouble, Nena.]

That's a brave thing to admit, let alone ask.

HI DUCKEY ;_;

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ In her usual energetic and sweet tone: ]

Yeah, I'm usually the bravest around! It doesn't really matter to me. I don't see what's the big idea over people dying anyways. Now, are you planning to kill anyone?

[ give her her answers!!!! ): ]

B. 1/4

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[Adachi hears knocking.]

Re: B. 1/4

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[Adachi opens the door!]

Yes--

B is for BACKDATED LIKE WHOA

[mr-dynames.livejournal.com]

[HORRIBLE TIMING NENA. He answers the door with a gun in one hand and the letters in his other hand.]

...What are you doing here?

B IS FOR YOU AND MEEEE

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

I'm here to make sure Johann is safe.

[ And then she notices the letter ]

Hey! Who did you get for Mayfield's little killing thing? Is it Johann Trinity?