bridezilla | Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

[ A - Phone. ]

[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]

So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?

Who else besides me is going to participate in this?

[ B - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]

[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...

She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]

Hi! Can I ask you somethings?

[ C - The Hardware Store ]

[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]

What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!

Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.

I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!

[ D - Shooting Range ]

[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]

Hmph, I win again!

[ E - High School ]

[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]

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[aljdljksjgk yangire....!!!]

T...n-no, Nena-chan, I wasn't. An' I don't think ya should do it, either. I know they said to, but ya can't always do what people tell ya to do, okay? Y'should stay inside. Or - better yet, I'll come getcha, okay?

[ oh those pesky yangires!!! running you over with lawn mowers during a rousing game of cricket! ]

That's good! That means someone won't be assigned your name! You're going to live Hideyoshi! Nena will make sure of it!

It's all right, Hideyoshi! I was created to fight! I'm going to get my shuttle back to protect my brother, and then I'll kill those that plan on killing others! I'll achieve true piece in Mayfield that way! If I don't, they'll kill my brother.

[ A pause so you can let that sink in. It sounds truly like one of the most horrifying, twisted things ever. It sounds so awful, you consider just where this girl has been and when she comes from. It may break his heart if he likes kids enough. I mean to think of a child saying such sadis-]

Then we can all go out for cake and ice cream!

[W-why is this happening to him....sure, he knows that kids can have some pretty silly logic sometimes, but he sort of thought she was past that stage, and even so, to have logic about that...George never said anything like this, sob. He just doesn't know how to deal with it.]

Y...ya weren't created to fight, Nena-chan, ya were created to live. Y'can't...[what...should he address first, lmao...] Ya won't achieve peace through violence. N-not like this...

[Mostly, not involving her. He is a war buff, to be fair, but children don't belong in wars. Especially not his (fake) children. ;~; Maybe the worst part is that she seems to have - well, she's saying it like she really believes it will help.]

Why don't we find yer brother, and then we'll - be safe together, okay? And...and we can have cake 'n ice cream then. We can have it as soon as we get him.

But I was! Nena was made in a lab with her brothers, only to fly her Gundam. She eradicates war by killing what causes war. We're destroying the source, one step at a time. I was specifically created to be a soldier, to be a killer, and to destroy all things that cause violence!

[ She sounds like a 4 year old that's insanely proud of a drawing they made. CAN SHE GO ON THE FRIDGE DESU ]

Johann should be fine, though! As long as I kill whoever has him! Besides, he can probably fight well enough to be all right, but he shouldn't have to fig-

[ woah woah woah hold on. ]

[ wait wait wait. She instantly becomes so saccarine, Eva will kick Nena's ass because she just turned him into a diabetic (yay)

she'll just energetically shout into the phone ]

DID YOU SAY ICE CREAM AND CAKE?

[PHONE IS ALMOST DROPPED AGAIN (fuu). He has no idea what she's talking about, with the lab and the Gundam and the killing what causes war, and kdjsgf okay, plan is to get her and just. Keep her in sight so nothing happens.]

We gotta get yer brother first, Nena-chan. [Serious face. Only if you are a good girl ok.]

[ She stops squealing ]

Johann isn't the ice cream and cake type... can we get ice cream and cake first?!

He doesn't like ice cream 'n cake? Well, I don't wanna leave him out of things, even if he's not gonna join in. Besides, ya haven't even introduced me to him yet.

[(that is a no btw)]

He's really focused on his work, disturbing him wouldn't be very nice! Besides, he has a gun and he was created like me! I guess he'll be fine, but I'd rather get a shuttle so we can operate and save people together! I can't kill on an empty stomach [ lie ]. I want ice cream and cake, now!!!

[ aka some handwaving shit because Johann idled out ):

OH COME ON DADDY!!!! ]

Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

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