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bridezilla) wrote2011-05-28 01:05 am
bridezilla) wrote2011-05-28 01:05 am
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Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)
[ A - Phone. ]
[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]
So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?
Who else besides me is going to participate in this?
[ B - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]
[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...
She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]
Hi! Can I ask you somethings?
[ C - The Hardware Store ]
[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]
What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!
Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.
I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!
[ D - Shooting Range ]
[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]
Hmph, I win again!
[ E - High School ]
[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]
[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]
no subject
You're... going to kill your teacher?
[even though he already knows the answer, he has to ask the next question anyway as a formality.]
Are you sure that's such a good idea?
no subject
Yep! I'm going to kill him.
[ She'll let out a giggle as if she just told an innocent joke ]
It's a great idea! It prevents my brother from dying. I mean, the world can live without Veidt. It probably won't make it without Johann.
[ Yep. She's literally implying she'll kill everyone if he dies ]
no subject
[he silently is thankful again that he didn't get one, but even so...]
I won't try to tell you not to do it...
[since he knows that will only fail anyway...]
But be careful about it. [a pause] And try not to overdo it. [ie no unnecessary property damage or casualties please...]
no subject
[/kanyeshrug.]
I'll be careful! I took precaution I brought a gun. Shhh.. On the other hand, if he resists then I'll just club him with a desk or something. [/shrugs again]. Do your powers work, by any chance?!
no subject
In the latter case, shoot them a second time for me, alright? The other eye.
[...its unlikely it'll come to that anyway, but still it's a nice thought.]
I'm back to normal, sorry. I guess whatever is going on still effects you even if you didn't get a letter.
no subject
[ She's not sure why he said that but take a free hug ]
It's okay, I sort of suspected that. Maybe they wanted to make this fair. Oh well, I still can kill with or without my Gundam, and Mr. Veidt is going to learn that the hard way!
no subject
I'm not sure I should really be encouraging you to kill a teacher, but if it's you or him... Good luck.
no subject
[ :DDD ]