bridezilla | Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

[ A - Phone. ]

[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]

So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?

Who else besides me is going to participate in this?

[ B - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]

[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...

She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]

Hi! Can I ask you somethings?

[ C - The Hardware Store ]

[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]

What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!

Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.

I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!

[ D - Shooting Range ]

[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]

Hmph, I win again!

[ E - High School ]

[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]

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[You know, it's a funny thing, that. He was completely expecting this, and just around the same time Nena kicked open the door, she would find his gun pointed at her. Hey, he wasn't going to take any fucking chances today.]

You know Nena, it's not very nice to continue kicking people's doors open without their consent. I also technically have legal right to kill you right here and now for being in my house without my permission. Maybe, just maybe you should think these things through before you go off on every little impulse that passes through that one-track mind of yours! Now just go home. I don't want to have to shoot you.

[ Nena just glares while she keeps the gun steady on Adachi ]

And maybe you shouldn't be such a rude boy when Nena's trying to get information to save her brother. Do you really think you can kill a person that was created for fighting? Training with Mama made me stronger too. It'll take a lot to bring me down anyways. Now answer the freaking question, I'm not here for myself. I'm here for my brother. And I'm sure no one will miss you if my finger slipped.

[ She keeps her finger close to the gun and flashes a giggle ]

Is your target Johann Trinity? I demand to know.

[Oh boy, Nena. You really know how to set him off.]

Yes, because kicking an ex-cop's door open and then demanding some pointless ass piece of information while waving a god damn gun in their face isn't equally rude. What does it matter, anyways? I'm not going to do a single thing this fucked up town tells me to do in the first place.

[He's not letting the grip on his gun go anytime soon. He knows she's 'not all there'. And how was he supposed to know that he wasn't her target? He's not letting his guard down for a second. That trigger is ready to go should she make the slightest advancement towards him. He's paranoid okay.]

But just so it goes through that crazy little head of yours nice and clear... NO. This 'Johann' is not my target. But next you're going to call me a liar and ask for proof, aren't you?

It doesn't matter who you are! You could be an ex-cop, a criminal, a terrorist, or even a god! I'll get whoever gets my brother and kill them first! Besides, even if you weren't going to kill him, that would mean he's safe. It's not pointless to me, he's all I ever had!

Besides, [ time to kick it where it should hurt. She glares with a killer's look, one filled with malice ] ex-cop?

[ after this, she'll put the gun down and wave it as it points to the floor. Her face becomes calm, and interested - like a child with a lollipop ] No, no, I believe you! I mean, if you were lying and you killed him, I'd suffocate you on your own shit and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

[ p-p-p-poker face ]

[A sigh of relief. He really didn't want to have to go that far, but... seriously, this town was starting to fuck with his head. No, no. Maybe that was just her. Whatever. He'll keep the gun within reach, just in case... but otherwise, he's let his guard down for the moment.

Wait a minute.]

...You have a brother? [BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY PAY ATTENTION THE FIRST MILLION TIMES SHE SAID IT. Gee what does adrenaline do to your brain. The next question would be IS HE AS CRAZY AS YOU? but... he'll save that for another time.]

What? I used to be the best of the best, you know.

[Also ignoring that last comment because he's a boss like that and doesn't have time for childish threats. Hmph.]

[ The gun is concealed again, in her backpack. One can't help to feel a bit uneasy knowing there's crayons, notepads and GUNS in her backpack.

She'll seem really really cheerful now though. ]

Yeah!! His name is Johann and he's really calm and polite but sometimes he doesn't let Nena have fun. It's okay though, because I love him anyways and will do anything he asks! [ even chaotic neutral has loved ones ]

Then why are you an ex-cop?

...I think that's a universal thing for older siblings. Not that I'd know from experience, but I've been told they usual try to keep you out of trouble. [And Nena sure needed that.]

Oh, well. About that....

[Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

Good job, Adachi. You've gotten yourself into a convenient corner. You can either A. Lie, but that will come back to bite you in the ass since ALL THE INABA KIDS AROUND HERE. B. Tell the truth and obtain a brand new fangire. C. ?????]

Well, it's not like you can exactly transfer old jobs over to Mayfield, right? Besides, I wouldn't want to work with these police. I've heard enough about the guy who runs the MPD that would keep me from ever considering joining them.

Johann is the bestest brother ever! He lets Nena have fun and defends her when her fun gets others angry!

[ She giggles before her tone falls flat. She seems rather blank, yet still happy. Like her usual peppiness is taken out. Instead, it's more of a complacent, calm, childlike happy. ]

Oh, so you're one of those people that have given up on returning home. I'm a gundam meister back home and I've been kidnapped here. Therefore, I am a gundam meister here.

W-what? No! I haven't given up on anything! ...yet. ...It's just, well... complicated.

[Very much so. God help him if anybody else from that town ends up here. Having to explain everything again and again is taking it's toll on him.

And then...]

Nena... You're not actually going to follow through with what this town is asking, are you?

Of course I am! I have to make sure Johann doesn't die again! I'll only kill one person, then, when I get my shuttle back, I'll just kill anyone that threatens Johann.

[Of course. Damn it, Nena.]

...Guess there's no way to convince you otherwise, either.

Glad you see it the best way~!

[ AND OFF SHE GOES SKIPPING THROUGH THE DOORS

LIKE A PLUCKY KILLER ]

Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)

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