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bridezilla) wrote2011-05-28 01:05 am
bridezilla) wrote2011-05-28 01:05 am
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Armed intevention 006 || It's both rabbit season AND duck season (Backdated to Friday Morning)
[ A - Phone. ]
[ Hello Mayfield! Nena's voice is clear as crystal and is quite easily identifiable. ]
So, everyone got one of those letters saying you have to kill someone, right?
Who else besides me is going to participate in this?
[ B - Streets of Mayfield or your house or your house! ]
[ Nena seems to be walking with a purpose, her walk has an extra spring. Her giggle has some extra innocence and she seems hyper alert in her activity. She'll either approach you, running and waving her arms to slow you down or...
She'll be knocking on your door, with a rather cheerful smile. Regardless, she'll be saying the same thing. ]
Hi! Can I ask you somethings?
[ C - The Hardware Store ]
[ An obscene sight for anyone who ... doesn't know Nena. She'll have, on the counter, an insane amount of make-shift weaponry. Hoes, Spades, Shovels, Machetes, Hammers, Cleavers, Chia Pets, Knives, Rope, Duct Tape, Rakes, Lawn mowers, Chainsaws, Gardening Shears, Trowels, Some Gum, Clay Pots, Planks of Wood, Bags of Dirt, Sledgehammers, Axes, Metal Pipes, Crowbars, Mayfield Milk - Straight From the Dairy, Portable Drills, Matches, Gasoline, A Light Saber, An Iceberg, Death Eater In A Can, Crucifixes, a Gryffon, a Demonic Contract From Satan Ensuring Her Safety In Return For Lifetimes Of Service, 8 Harpies, 7 Pet Ninja Wolves, 6 Geese A Laying, Five Golden Rings, A Partridge In A Pear Tree and Some Bird Seed. You know. For the birds. That Nena is attempting to train into man-eating vicious rats with wings ]
What do you mean I have to pay for all of this stuff?! That doesn't even make sense! I should get all of these free anyways! I have important things to do! I can't be held back by money!
Ah, but Miss, I can't just let you walk with all of these things free. That'd ruin my business.
I don't care! And what's with the big idea of not giving me a gun anyways?! I want a gun right now!
[ D - Shooting Range ]
[ Nena's seen standing triumphantly at the shooting range with a variety of destroyed dummies. They're either completely chopped into bits, crushed until the stuffing itself explodes out of them, or they've been shot until they resemble swiss cheese. Nena just sweetly giggles while keeping her foot on one of the fake bodies ]
Hmph, I win again!
[ E - High School ]
[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]
[ For those of you that know Nena, she seems completely like herself - except she's a bit more serious and secretive. Instead of usually zooming all over the place like her usual self, she's more focused and quiet. Not quiet enough to fly under the radar, but quiet enough to intrigue some interest. Want to talk to her and find out? She's mostly looking in the direction of Mr. Veidt's classroom, utterly silent. ]
no subject
[He glances over to the drone and, damn. Nena's got him scared shitless Drill Sergeant style.]
I think if you just keep yelling at him you'll wind up alright. Probably.
no subject
[ SHE SEEMS SO HHHH ]
no subject
[He doesn't. He really doesn't. Dry tone of voice like woaaaaah.]
... Besides, looks like you could move that junk around faster than him anyway.
no subject
[ And with a flash of sadism in her eyes, she instantly shoots the drone through the forehead. The drone drops the floor, obviously dead. Nena mischievously giggles, as if she took some cookies from the cookie jar, rather than killed somebody.
She phases back into pure innocence, looking at the corpse with a hint of intrigue and somewhat childlike confusion. ]
I guess that solves that problem...
1/IDK
2/?????
Three, three spam comments, ah hah hah!/???
okay that's cool/Fin
no subject
Well, I guess if you perpetuate war, or piss me off, then I'm scary...
no subject
[Dryly.] So that one went under "pissed you off", right?
no subject
[ She seems generally interested in this - as if it's a total alien concept to her. It's starting to become apparent that she is a misinformed, terrifyingly batshit little girl ]
Yeah, he did.
no subject
[He shrugs. This conversation is weird! Since when was he of all people supposed to be a moral guide...]
ugh lj didn't notify me ;A; I'm so sorry!!
[ And now she's missing the point - not on purpose either ]
Pshaw. No worries~
[This is some kind of joke -- he's totally getting punked. At least, that's what he thinks. But he might as well play along. The girl did just pop a cap in the drone without batting an eye, after all.]
[Not that he wasn't confident he could KO her easy. Just. You know. Guns. Annoying.]
Uhh... Let's try this again. Let's pretend you don't have your gun-dumb... gundim? thing. And, for whatever weird reason, the drone actually got the drop on you. Wouldn't like that too much, I'm guessing. Yeah?
Thank you ;_;
Regardless, she hums a bit and reflects. ]
Well, I guess I'd be pretty angry.
2/2
[ y e p. Best answer or best answer?
She's not intentionally trolling. ]
If only he came from a time period with the term "punked"...
You're doin' this on purpose, right? Am I on camera getting tricked or something?
[Oh Nena, you so cray-zay~]
if only ashton kutcher was in mayfield...
There aren't any cameras here. Well, maybe there are because our captors seem the time to surveillance us constantly, but I don't have any cameras. Nena's not trying to trick you either.
[ She just looks around in confusion and slight paranoia about the cameras ]
idk man I wouldn't put it past LJ RP. SOMEWHERE.
...Then again, considering how everyone acts in this place, maybe I'm the weird one.
let's make an lj rp where a person gets punked
[ She picks up her stuff and walks towards the car ]
Can you help put this in Nena's car?
a punking takeover of dear mun maybe...
[Yeah. He definitely thinks he's the weird one, now.]
i am okay with this...