![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
10 || NENA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN...
Dec. 14th, 2011 04:23 pm[ Well, there's one Nena Trinity that doesn't sound too happy about this. In fact, she's particularly upset. ]
...Does this mean there's not going to be pink cupcake mix anymore? What about ducks? Will those still be there?! Will there be any christmas sales?! Or did Mayfield take those away too!?
Argh! Why do times have to get so hard whenever anything fun is about to happen!? If she can bring us all here can't she just bring money to us too?! [ Someone is sort of missing the point. ]
[ Could it be?! Actual, actual heat?! Indeed! It is! Nena will land her giant shuttle, and, with the incredibly unique battery powers, it should be radiating enough heat to keep a person toasty for an entire football field. She'll open the back hatch revealing Nena.
Dressed as Santa, except replace the red with pink and add wings. And some sort of hockey mask. Yep. Classic Christmas. Nena will begin tossing out packaged foods that she's always had in her shuttle. Except, this is space food! You have to add water to make sure it has any sort of nutritional value. Of course she won't tell you this which will leave you to wonder what the hell is creepy pink santa or Nicki Minaj doing handing you out coffee packets with various fruits labeled on them. ]
[ Why is Nena scaling the giant christmas tree? What is she doing tossing down ornaments down at the ground of the Christmas tree? Nena will continue to demolish the entire Christmas tree, leaving no ornament held up. As she strips the ornaments, you can also see her tossing the last of any and all pink paints onto the christmas tree.
Sometimes, though, for the briefest moment, Nena's clothes will flicker into .... her in her underpants. Someone hasn't noticed the regains had been flickering on and off. She doesn't notice though. Care to point it out? Or help her demolish the tree in this great protest?! ]
[ When she does notice the regains suddenly missing, she's already holding up a banner that says "Merry Pink Christmas" so, Mayfieldians, if you have desire to enjoy the peace? Well, enjoy it being ruined by Nena hollering as she quickly covers herself with the banner. ]
[ Nena had quickly fled the scene screaming and is running around Mayfield wrapped in a ridiculously long banner. Care to approach her? ]
[ Okay, now she's in a pink bathrobe and is wandering around aimlessly looking for something
Dude. ] Where's my giant shuttle?
[ As you see her walk around in a pink bathrobe, you'll notice that a near by drone is completely naked. Yes, these incidents are connected. ]
[ A - Phone ]
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
[ The phone line clicks on to hear Nena's bright and bubbly voice, as if nothing out of the ordinary is going on ]
Hello Mayfieldians! I decided to do all of you a favor and teach you about a Gundam! A Gundam is a [ And just like that, her voice changes in nearly a split second. The change between two pitches is nearly mechanical in how it sounds. The happy, bright and bubbly voice of Nena Trinity becomes more positive, but subdued. It's not bouncing all over the place, but it's nearly an exceptionally fake positive tone. The change is so jarring, her voice lowers an octive ] giant robot all of those boys are talking about theses days! It has its own comic in the amazing adventures of- [ Her voice immediately bounces back into it's usual, over excited, peppy, self ] Celestial Being!
A Gundam was created by The united states of America to wipe out those pesky stupid communists! [ Her voice continues to switch near instantaneously with some seriously unsettling dronbotic effect ] Through things called armed armed armed armed armed armed armed [ Her voice keeps on skipping, as if, in the preoccupied battle for her mind and her decisions her only way of expressing anything is just repeating the same word over again. Eventually, this carries over to her drone and her voice ] armed armed armed armed armed and ready with water guns! but they have previous experience in The war against the British in 1776!
They're really powerful but that's only expected for something created by the awesome United States of America! and only the greatest people have them like that charming officer Grady, and that busybody of a Mayor!! [ And now, her voice - her own eager, saccharine, immature bubbly tone, begins to take over as she still rambles as a drone ]
I sure am lucky lucky lucky to live in a town as great as mayfield! I have all that I need! My mom, my dad, my sister, my school, even Old Woman Kyrie sure is swell! [ Nena's hushed voice begins to mumble, interrupting her drone ramblings while retaining the same voice ] But what about Johann or Michael... my brothers? I sure don't have any brothers but I do wish I did! Maybe Mommy and Daddy can can can can can can can can [ Her voice skips around, once again preoccupied by the supposed battle of whether or not she was in Mayfield her whole life! She had such strong memories of Johann and Michael and them blowing things up, but she had equally strong memories of her and Dawn holding cutesy slumber parties as Eva cooked pancakes ] the stork! [ And then she snaps. Anyone that wasn't paying attention previously would definitely be paying attention now, as Nena begins shrieking one of the most highest pitched, annoying, and ferocious shrieks any person could possibly listen to. It's intolerable on many levels ]
I don't want to have these stupid memories anymore! Someone take these things away! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! I can't take this anymore! These thoughts aren't even the real me! Someone help me! I'll even accept help from that Slugging Baseball Champion! Mickey Mantle!
[ And with that, the phone mysteriously decides to hang up ]
Hello Mayfieldians! I decided to do all of you a favor and teach you about a Gundam! A Gundam is a [ And just like that, her voice changes in nearly a split second. The change between two pitches is nearly mechanical in how it sounds. The happy, bright and bubbly voice of Nena Trinity becomes more positive, but subdued. It's not bouncing all over the place, but it's nearly an exceptionally fake positive tone. The change is so jarring, her voice lowers an octive ] giant robot all of those boys are talking about theses days! It has its own comic in the amazing adventures of- [ Her voice immediately bounces back into it's usual, over excited, peppy, self ] Celestial Being!
A Gundam was created by The united states of America to wipe out those pesky stupid communists! [ Her voice continues to switch near instantaneously with some seriously unsettling dronbotic effect ] Through things called armed armed armed armed armed armed armed [ Her voice keeps on skipping, as if, in the preoccupied battle for her mind and her decisions her only way of expressing anything is just repeating the same word over again. Eventually, this carries over to her drone and her voice ] armed armed armed armed armed and ready with water guns! but they have previous experience in The war against the British in 1776!
They're really powerful but that's only expected for something created by the awesome United States of America! and only the greatest people have them like that charming officer Grady, and that busybody of a Mayor!! [ And now, her voice - her own eager, saccharine, immature bubbly tone, begins to take over as she still rambles as a drone ]
I sure am lucky lucky lucky to live in a town as great as mayfield! I have all that I need! My mom, my dad, my sister, my school, even Old Woman Kyrie sure is swell! [ Nena's hushed voice begins to mumble, interrupting her drone ramblings while retaining the same voice ] But what about Johann or Michael... my brothers? I sure don't have any brothers but I do wish I did! Maybe Mommy and Daddy can can can can can can can can [ Her voice skips around, once again preoccupied by the supposed battle of whether or not she was in Mayfield her whole life! She had such strong memories of Johann and Michael and them blowing things up, but she had equally strong memories of her and Dawn holding cutesy slumber parties as Eva cooked pancakes ] the stork! [ And then she snaps. Anyone that wasn't paying attention previously would definitely be paying attention now, as Nena begins shrieking one of the most highest pitched, annoying, and ferocious shrieks any person could possibly listen to. It's intolerable on many levels ]
I don't want to have these stupid memories anymore! Someone take these things away! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! I can't take this anymore! These thoughts aren't even the real me! Someone help me! I'll even accept help from that Slugging Baseball Champion! Mickey Mantle!
[ And with that, the phone mysteriously decides to hang up ]
[ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]
[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]
Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!
[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it. ]
[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]
Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!
[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]
[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]
[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]
[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]
[ Action - E; The Park! ]
[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]
[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]
Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.
[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]
I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!
[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]
[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]
Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!
[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it. ]
[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]
Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!
[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]
[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]
[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]
[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]
[ Action - E; The Park! ]
[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]
[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]
Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.
[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]
I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!
[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]
[ Option A - In which Nena gloats obnoxiously ]
[ You hear the phone pick up, of course with everyone screaming about angels you expect an obligatory - THEY AREN'T GONE or I DIED LAST NIGHT or THE ANGELS STOLE MY UNDERWEAR. Instead you hear giggling ]
Hey! Everyone! Nena helped fend off the angels and disable them and locate them! She just saved the entire town with the help from her teacher and some girl named Sheikiekiki!
[ Nena doesn't know your name to heart, or how to pronounce it ]
Everyone should thank teacher and Shellykelly AND NENA for helping the town! If you know anyone else who helped get rid of these stoned monsters you should tell Nena so she can talk to them! Don't worry! If they show up again, or any other threat shows up again, Nena will make sure to eradicate them! After all, she's a really talented soldier!
[ She begins to pause before jumping to a new topic entirely ]
Does anyone want to go shopping or out or something? Nena wants to buy pretty clothes, and eat lots of tasty things! The least you can do for the person that helped saved you from mindless head-exploding angels is go out with the girl who saved you! Just as friends!!
[ Option B - In which Nena is seen downtown ]
( Nena on the town! Bakery/Lost In Town Square/Stealing Mass Sacks of Sugar from the Grocery store )
[ Option C - Filtered to Rin Tsundere but hackable if one persists ]
Suck on that, Rin! Nena saved the town! She's not totally useless at all!!!
[ You hear the phone pick up, of course with everyone screaming about angels you expect an obligatory - THEY AREN'T GONE or I DIED LAST NIGHT or THE ANGELS STOLE MY UNDERWEAR. Instead you hear giggling ]
Hey! Everyone! Nena helped fend off the angels and disable them and locate them! She just saved the entire town with the help from her teacher and some girl named Sheikiekiki!
[ Nena doesn't know your name to heart, or how to pronounce it ]
Everyone should thank teacher and Shellykelly AND NENA for helping the town! If you know anyone else who helped get rid of these stoned monsters you should tell Nena so she can talk to them! Don't worry! If they show up again, or any other threat shows up again, Nena will make sure to eradicate them! After all, she's a really talented soldier!
[ She begins to pause before jumping to a new topic entirely ]
Does anyone want to go shopping or out or something? Nena wants to buy pretty clothes, and eat lots of tasty things! The least you can do for the person that helped saved you from mindless head-exploding angels is go out with the girl who saved you! Just as friends!!
[ Option B - In which Nena is seen downtown ]
( Nena on the town! Bakery/Lost In Town Square/Stealing Mass Sacks of Sugar from the Grocery store )
[ Option C - Filtered to Rin Tsundere but hackable if one persists ]
Suck on that, Rin! Nena saved the town! She's not totally useless at all!!!
