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bridezilla) wrote2011-07-04 04:16 pm
bridezilla) wrote2011-07-04 04:16 pm
Entry tags:
- &that shitty daughty song aka home,
- [phone post],
- a yangire is you,
- and so the day is saved,
- attack of the drones,
- blow them all up,
- c: adachi likes bitches and whores,
- c: government vriska,
- c: keroro is a frogogo,
- god save us all,
- help i'm lost and i can't get up,
- help i've fallen and i can't get up,
- robotic wonderland,
- start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e,
- sugar sugar sugar,
- this is my mayfield's yangire,
- those drones are lookin at meh funneh,
- we are family
Armed intevention 007 || Teach me, Nena-Sensei! (50%)
[ The phone line clicks on to hear Nena's bright and bubbly voice, as if nothing out of the ordinary is going on ]
Hello Mayfieldians! I decided to do all of you a favor and teach you about a Gundam! A Gundam is a [ And just like that, her voice changes in nearly a split second. The change between two pitches is nearly mechanical in how it sounds. The happy, bright and bubbly voice of Nena Trinity becomes more positive, but subdued. It's not bouncing all over the place, but it's nearly an exceptionally fake positive tone. The change is so jarring, her voice lowers an octive ] giant robot all of those boys are talking about theses days! It has its own comic in the amazing adventures of- [ Her voice immediately bounces back into it's usual, over excited, peppy, self ] Celestial Being!
A Gundam was created by The united states of America to wipe out those pesky stupid communists! [ Her voice continues to switch near instantaneously with some seriously unsettling dronbotic effect ] Through things called armed armed armed armed armed armed armed [ Her voice keeps on skipping, as if, in the preoccupied battle for her mind and her decisions her only way of expressing anything is just repeating the same word over again. Eventually, this carries over to her drone and her voice ] armed armed armed armed armed and ready with water guns! but they have previous experience in The war against the British in 1776!
They're really powerful but that's only expected for something created by the awesome United States of America! and only the greatest people have them like that charming officer Grady, and that busybody of a Mayor!! [ And now, her voice - her own eager, saccharine, immature bubbly tone, begins to take over as she still rambles as a drone ]
I sure am lucky lucky lucky to live in a town as great as mayfield! I have all that I need! My mom, my dad, my sister, my school, even Old Woman Kyrie sure is swell! [ Nena's hushed voice begins to mumble, interrupting her drone ramblings while retaining the same voice ] But what about Johann or Michael... my brothers? I sure don't have any brothers but I do wish I did! Maybe Mommy and Daddy can can can can can can can can [ Her voice skips around, once again preoccupied by the supposed battle of whether or not she was in Mayfield her whole life! She had such strong memories of Johann and Michael and them blowing things up, but she had equally strong memories of her and Dawn holding cutesy slumber parties as Eva cooked pancakes ] the stork! [ And then she snaps. Anyone that wasn't paying attention previously would definitely be paying attention now, as Nena begins shrieking one of the most highest pitched, annoying, and ferocious shrieks any person could possibly listen to. It's intolerable on many levels ]
I don't want to have these stupid memories anymore! Someone take these things away! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! I can't take this anymore! These thoughts aren't even the real me! Someone help me! I'll even accept help from that Slugging Baseball Champion! Mickey Mantle!
[ And with that, the phone mysteriously decides to hang up ]
Hello Mayfieldians! I decided to do all of you a favor and teach you about a Gundam! A Gundam is a [ And just like that, her voice changes in nearly a split second. The change between two pitches is nearly mechanical in how it sounds. The happy, bright and bubbly voice of Nena Trinity becomes more positive, but subdued. It's not bouncing all over the place, but it's nearly an exceptionally fake positive tone. The change is so jarring, her voice lowers an octive ] giant robot all of those boys are talking about theses days! It has its own comic in the amazing adventures of- [ Her voice immediately bounces back into it's usual, over excited, peppy, self ] Celestial Being!
A Gundam was created by The united states of America to wipe out those pesky stupid communists! [ Her voice continues to switch near instantaneously with some seriously unsettling dronbotic effect ] Through things called armed armed armed armed armed armed armed [ Her voice keeps on skipping, as if, in the preoccupied battle for her mind and her decisions her only way of expressing anything is just repeating the same word over again. Eventually, this carries over to her drone and her voice ] armed armed armed armed armed and ready with water guns! but they have previous experience in The war against the British in 1776!
They're really powerful but that's only expected for something created by the awesome United States of America! and only the greatest people have them like that charming officer Grady, and that busybody of a Mayor!! [ And now, her voice - her own eager, saccharine, immature bubbly tone, begins to take over as she still rambles as a drone ]
I sure am lucky lucky lucky to live in a town as great as mayfield! I have all that I need! My mom, my dad, my sister, my school, even Old Woman Kyrie sure is swell! [ Nena's hushed voice begins to mumble, interrupting her drone ramblings while retaining the same voice ] But what about Johann or Michael... my brothers? I sure don't have any brothers but I do wish I did! Maybe Mommy and Daddy can can can can can can can can [ Her voice skips around, once again preoccupied by the supposed battle of whether or not she was in Mayfield her whole life! She had such strong memories of Johann and Michael and them blowing things up, but she had equally strong memories of her and Dawn holding cutesy slumber parties as Eva cooked pancakes ] the stork! [ And then she snaps. Anyone that wasn't paying attention previously would definitely be paying attention now, as Nena begins shrieking one of the most highest pitched, annoying, and ferocious shrieks any person could possibly listen to. It's intolerable on many levels ]
I don't want to have these stupid memories anymore! Someone take these things away! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! I can't take this anymore! These thoughts aren't even the real me! Someone help me! I'll even accept help from that Slugging Baseball Champion! Mickey Mantle!
[ And with that, the phone mysteriously decides to hang up ]
dat action, 25% droned. :3c
Okay, this was not Nena being Nena for once. Something was horribly wrong. ...Not to mention he had sort of felt something was off since he woke up. And knowing Nena, this could only spell disaster if somebody didn't at least try and calm her down. ...So why the hell was he electing himself for that duty? ...Because he had felt useless since the last event came around? Possibly.
Either way, Nena will be finding the ex-detective knocking on her door shortly after her call.]
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She herself has noticed something is horribly wrong, and the second she hears the knock on the door, she grabs a baseball bat and heads down ....
..... only for her to become droned midway through the walk and get on something nicer. After about 10 to 15 minutes, Nena should appear in a really really nice blue dress with a baseball hat ]
[ And then she suddenly snaps back to normal Nena. She quickly leaps backwards holding the bat up in defense ] What are you doing here?
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HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE FOR ONCE AND HE GETS A YANGIRE WITH A PERSONALITY DISORDER THREATENING HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT? Of all the rotten luck.
not to mention taking that damn long to answer the door in the first place.]
Well, you did kind of ask for help. ...Now, would you mind putting that baseball bat down?
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and get these damn memories out of my head!!
[ And now she's covering her hands with her ears and is quite annoyed at her sudden demeanor changing. ]
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C-calm down, Nena! I'm sure it's just temporary. U-uh, maybe you can just... try to sleep, maybe?
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Damn it Nena, snap out of this! I know you're kind of... crazy in the first place, but you're stronger than this. You can't let this fucking city control you on whim like this!
[Oh... he didn't mean to shake her. Oops.]
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Yeah, she's just... going to swing her leg upwards and hope to kick you in the balls. ]
What the hell are you doing touching me?! Argh! So gross!
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He'll be pushing her away before she can. Maybe she'll catch his stomach instead. Either way, fucking ow.]
Gah, damn it Nena. I'm just trying to knock some SENSE into you! You can't let these bastards control your mind so easily!
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I caaaan't! This town is too strong!! I didn't ask for these memories! How are they even
action, 100% because I'm terrible, is this okay?
It sure is 8D;
[ Nena immediately snaps back, throwing the watering can and tossing a desperate look into Vriska's eyes ] please help me!
Re: It sure is 8D;
Calm down, okay? It's just me, Vriska. I've been your friend for the last eight years. And I'm going to help you now, alright?
SORRY FOR THE MANY ICON FAILS
[ Eventually, the real Nena arrives in place of the drone Nena and will forcibly move herself out of Vriska's grasp ]
Why were you shaking me?!
action, 75% droned
Ribbit!
[Have a droned froggy sitting on your doorstep. What do.]
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Her immediate reaction is to shriek and attempt to kick it off the porch. ]
[ Luckily, the point of the shoe stops inches away from Keroro's face before Nena asks confirmation for his identity ]
Keroro?
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N-Nena-dono! I came over as soon as I heard your---ribbit!
[Droned!Keroro just stares up and blinks at her innocently.]
FORGOT MAYFIELD LADIES DON'T SWEAR
Keroro, you don't need to help me! I'll be better once I conquer this de
[ And now she's moving towards it to kick it again ]
GASP! Someone needs to wash her mouth out with soap.
[He tries move but his drone self would rather hop instead of run. Nena's foot connects and Keroro is kicked out of the yard and over the fence and onto the road.]
Ribbit....I'm gonna feel that in the morning, de arimasu.
NO OTHER DRONES CAUGHT HER SHE'D GOLDEN
[ Nope! After turning to the house Nena quickly turns back screaming at Keroro ]
Keroro! Are you okay? What happened?!
[ She's totally unaware she just kicked a froggy ]
fff how did I miss this? OTL
Nena-dono you keep going between your regular self and this creepy version of you, de arimasu. Ribbit! Said creepy version kicked m--ribbit!
sokay ;w;
[ and then she'll change again ]
Stupid frog! I'm getting the pots and pans!
Re: sokay ;w;
[He hasn't been droned himself yet but he's dealt with droned family members. Not fun at all.]
Guess this is my cue to run!
[He runs back out and hides behind the fence. Maybe drone!nena will leave him alone if he stays out?]
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Probably bake cupcakes with a severe lack of sugar in them ): ]