Armed Intervention 009 || Zombiefield.

[bridezilla]

 [ A - Action! Your Street! ]

[ If you thought this event couldn't get any stranger, you're wrong. Hello, panicked Mayfield citizens! A huge shuttle, that seems to take up most of the street, will be parading down the road. It'll appear to be taking down anything it touches, fire hydrants, street lights, and armies and armies of zombies, as it trudges along the road. Any and all zombies are seemingly crushed by this flying tank. that just seems to be grinding on the road. Behind her are scores of flattened zombies. 

The shuttle, with its army crushing might, will continue to slowly roll down the street until it stops fully right in fron of your house. Screams of zombies can heard trapped underneath her shuttle. You may ask just why this level of insanity is present in the streets. Then, you'll get your answer in two words: Nena Trinity.

She serenely parks the shuttle and walks out of it, and, from the look of things, she seems absolutely ecstatic today! She'll turn to you, overjoyed as ever, and wave before shouting the loudest, most cheerful Hiiiii!!! ever heard in human history. ]


 [ B - Bunker Street and streets close to it! ]
 
[ Nena's prejudiced anti-brain eater campaign continues with her latest warfare: Hong Kong's pet tiger. She borrowed it without permission and is now taking it out for a walk. If you catch her on this walk, you'll see her shouting loudly at the tiger. ]

Sick 'em, boy! 

[ And so the baby tiger will run and attack the zombie, ripping off one of its arms and fiercely, yet playfully clawing at it.

Someone needs to get better animal warfare.

ooc: Tiger borrowed with ooc permission from Hong Kong's mun! ]

[ C - The Park! ]

[ Speaking of getting better warfare, Nena's pro-living war continues as she uses her attack ducks in battle against the zombies.

Thing is? They suck. Horrendously. Though, at first, Nena seems to get the upper hand by having the ducks successfully fly into zombies, but, none of them made it to the brain. So, the zombies will bite them and they'll be instantly affected and zombified. 

Only one duck, Jake, her favorite who she'd protect from battle, didn't go. So, hello Mayfield spectators! Feel free to watch Nena panic, scream and run around from a couple of zombie attack ducks with knives attached to their head.

Just another ordinary day in Mayfield! ]

 [ D - Inside Nena's shuttle! Anytime! ]
 
[ Yep! You aren't sure how it happened, or why, but you've found that the best way to be safe is to go into a crazy yangire's shuttle for protection. At least it can tank those zombies, right? She does begin to talk after you end up in her shuttle though. ]

Hey! Do you want anything to eat?! I have some cupcakes that should last us a couple of months! And some other stuff!

[ Yep. Though it's obvious to anyone that Nena's shuttle was made for carrying supplies by the decent amounts of food in there, the fact that she's shelved over 50 cupcakes is something. The ability to eat these cupcakes is probably unfavorable to taking your chances in the wild with the zombies. They're absolutely loaded with sugar, and just one is enough to cause a cavity. ooc: feel free to handwave your character staying here for a couple of days for protection! there should be enough room for your character and rations if ... she can fit a gundam in there. ]

[ E - Phone! ]

These zombies are so easy to kill with my shuttle, I don't even get why everyone is so worked up over them~! [ CUTE GIRLISH GIGGLING. ] Anyways, if anyone wants to be saved just let me know! My shuttle has enough food and space to fit and help a loooooot of people and I'm probably one of the only few that can help anyways~ [ another giggle. It's clear she's only in this for the glory. ]

Also! Guys! Did you know zombies are flammable? I was the first to discover this so if you use it be sure to thank me later for helping you survive~! 

[ Someone is a little full of themselves today. ]

[ F - Outside 766 Bunker Street/For Household. ]


[ A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire. What the hell do you do?! ]

[ ooc: please note that I may be a bit slow to reply to tags for an hour from 4-5 Pacific Standard Time aha /)_(\ I will reply to them instantly when I get home. ]

Comments

919 Beulah Street 1/2

[uberchickmagnet.livejournal.com]

[Diarmuid was just about to go out and see Lancer.

And then zombies. Crushed zombies everywhere, along with some destruction of property here and there.]

Ah- ?!

[WHAT THE CHRIST IS GOING ON.]

[uberchickmagnet.livejournal.com]

[Oh wait, there's also a ship right in front of his place and a pink-haired girl greeting him.

Uh.]

...hello there, miss.

1/3

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She'll smile, opening her eyes as she looks up to him. ]

Hiiii-[ wait wait wait. ]

2/3

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Miha-nii?! Why is your hair brown!? [ WHAT IS THIS STRANGENESS SHE IS ENCOUNTERING. ]

3/3

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

The zombies aren't hurting you, right?

[ she doesn't really know he's another Lancer, but, she's thoroughly confused at this weirdness. |: ]

[uberchickmagnet.livejournal.com]

[Miha-nii? Guuuurl, you best be far off the line. That ain't your brother, yo.]

Erm, well actually...

[Sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck and slightly looks off to the side, since he just. Kind of died from them yesterday, but he's back now.]

...something like that, yes. But, it was yesterday, so I should be fine now.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ shut up!!!!!!!!!1!11!!! grief does some pretty twisted things to nena's ~*~*~*~pure and incorruptible~*~*~*~ psyche ]

I'm glad you're okay, brother! [ FLINGING HER ARMS AROUND HIM ;w; let her hug youuuuu. ] You don't seem to have your blue hair though..

A

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

[Oh.

Oh, what is this? Rise will just stare at the huge shuttle outside her house (after hesitantly exiting) until Nena's enthusiastic greeting catches her attention.]

N-Nena...?

[Well, now that she knows who's responsible, maybe it's not so shocking, after all...]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ OH HEY. IT'S OTHER HER.

Nena will come running up to Rise, seemingly oblivious of any and all other zombies. Well, not that there are any left with a giant shuttle barricading everything. ]

Hiiiii, Rise!! How are you are doing~?

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

[She can't help but laugh a little at the situation in general.]

I guess I'm fine! Aside from the zombies and everything.

You seem to be having fun.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm having fun! Why wouldn't I be having fun!?

[ yes she states this in full knowing that she demolished a bunch of zombies with a shuttle tank. ]

herp derp I MEAN'T B.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[So, by now Adachi had gotten over his fear of using his Persona since... well, he hadn't gone batshit insane yet. So he's been happily killing off the zombie hordes via bullet spray, magical fires and apparent electrical blasts or something. Don't you just love the smell of burning corpses? Of course, he'll stop the second he spots a familiar redhead and... a baby tiger?]

Nena? What the hell are you doing out here with that?

OKAY <333

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Nena has done her fair share. Adachi can see a bunch of zombies crushed under her shuttle, struggling to get out but no avail. She loves the smell of burning corpses, so she'll just cheer on as she pets a tiger. ]

Hiii, Adachi! I'm being a hero by fighting the zombies with Kwan! He's super fast and agile so he's able to kill the zombies before he gets infected!

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[O...kay. This is just Nena being Nena, obviously. Adachi had already filed her away under his special cases of people. So really, he shouldn't be that surprised.]

He's a cat. You really thing he's going to be that much help during this whole... zombiefest thing? I mean, I know animals can't really get zombified bu-- Damn it!

[Those darn zombies. You figure they would stop long enough to let a guy finish a totally meaningful conversation! All he really does is let out a grunt, and suddenly this creepy massive sort of samurai looking dude with red veins all over him appears over Adachi! It's only there long enough to swing his blade and actually knock a horde of zombies back a few hundred feet!]

T'ch, damn things need to learn to stay the hell away already.

1/2

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Adachi this is all your fault anyways!!! You should know better than to you use logic with Nena.

Anyways, she's about to retort and order the tiger to slam its legs into you and infect you but then she just sees you do that.

Wild dolphin cheers ensues. ]

WHAT HAPPENED TO 2? ;_;

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

2/2 5 DAYS LATER...

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

How did you do that?! Can you teach Nena to do that?! Oh my god! Adachi, you're the coolest ever! I thought you were some sort of defenseless jail bird.. Why did you get put in jail if you could do that?! Adachi! Best Adachi!

[ Run over.

With open arms.

Ready to hug.

What is your life. ]

B

[encored]

[WELP.... at least he knows where Kwan went now, but wow are they seriously going to have to deal with a zombie tiger soon.]

You ought to stick with your squad of attack ducks.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ the tiger rips off a drone's leg and drags it back to Nena! What a lovely trophy! The zombie will just flail and moan in the street, much to Nena and the tiger's obliviousness. The tiger seems rather agile to dodge the blood though. ]

But Kwan looked more efficient!

[ oh the irony in Charles' statement. ]

[encored]

[if he were a less dignified person he'd be slapping his hand over his face right now...]

He is more efficient which is a grand reason for you to stay far away. You'll be the one to put him down once he begins to rot and crave more human flesh than usual, you know.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

I can't get infected though Charles. I'm part innovator, and they aren't biological. [ which is true, surprisingly. Nena didn't realize this until she was accidentally bitten by one but there you have it. ]

Besides, I told him only to use his claws and he's doing a good job obeying already! See?! [ see the Tiger drag the drone by its legs into the middle of the street.

Yep. Another day in Mayfield. ]

F

[golds]

[ ... A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire.

Exactly what Eva needed right now, burning zombies on the ground. She's still fairly calm even throughout the whole zombie apocalypse thing, probably because she knows Nena can take care of all of it. So instead of screaming like an ordinary person would do, she just sighs at the sight.

Strange, what half a year of Mayfield and Nena can do to a person. ]

wow i forgot to reply to this.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Mommy, mommy, did Nena do good?!

[ hugging eva from behind because she loves her berry berry much. ]

don't you love me, muffin.. ;u;

[golds]

[ well that's okay as long as Nena protects her from zombies.. she can put up with that.. Plus there's some sense of motherly instinct. Very deep down. ]

Ah, Nena-chan, you're the one who caused this, hm? I shouldn't be surprised.

i love my mommy very much uu-!

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She'll just stick her tongue out and do a cutesy raspberry because clearly this is the best thing ever right right right. ]

Yep! It's the best present ever because it symbolizes how Nena is immune to any and all zombie attacks!