Armed Intervention 009 || Zombiefield.

[bridezilla]

 [ A - Action! Your Street! ]

[ If you thought this event couldn't get any stranger, you're wrong. Hello, panicked Mayfield citizens! A huge shuttle, that seems to take up most of the street, will be parading down the road. It'll appear to be taking down anything it touches, fire hydrants, street lights, and armies and armies of zombies, as it trudges along the road. Any and all zombies are seemingly crushed by this flying tank. that just seems to be grinding on the road. Behind her are scores of flattened zombies. 

The shuttle, with its army crushing might, will continue to slowly roll down the street until it stops fully right in fron of your house. Screams of zombies can heard trapped underneath her shuttle. You may ask just why this level of insanity is present in the streets. Then, you'll get your answer in two words: Nena Trinity.

She serenely parks the shuttle and walks out of it, and, from the look of things, she seems absolutely ecstatic today! She'll turn to you, overjoyed as ever, and wave before shouting the loudest, most cheerful Hiiiii!!! ever heard in human history. ]


 [ B - Bunker Street and streets close to it! ]
 
[ Nena's prejudiced anti-brain eater campaign continues with her latest warfare: Hong Kong's pet tiger. She borrowed it without permission and is now taking it out for a walk. If you catch her on this walk, you'll see her shouting loudly at the tiger. ]

Sick 'em, boy! 

[ And so the baby tiger will run and attack the zombie, ripping off one of its arms and fiercely, yet playfully clawing at it.

Someone needs to get better animal warfare.

ooc: Tiger borrowed with ooc permission from Hong Kong's mun! ]

[ C - The Park! ]

[ Speaking of getting better warfare, Nena's pro-living war continues as she uses her attack ducks in battle against the zombies.

Thing is? They suck. Horrendously. Though, at first, Nena seems to get the upper hand by having the ducks successfully fly into zombies, but, none of them made it to the brain. So, the zombies will bite them and they'll be instantly affected and zombified. 

Only one duck, Jake, her favorite who she'd protect from battle, didn't go. So, hello Mayfield spectators! Feel free to watch Nena panic, scream and run around from a couple of zombie attack ducks with knives attached to their head.

Just another ordinary day in Mayfield! ]

 [ D - Inside Nena's shuttle! Anytime! ]
 
[ Yep! You aren't sure how it happened, or why, but you've found that the best way to be safe is to go into a crazy yangire's shuttle for protection. At least it can tank those zombies, right? She does begin to talk after you end up in her shuttle though. ]

Hey! Do you want anything to eat?! I have some cupcakes that should last us a couple of months! And some other stuff!

[ Yep. Though it's obvious to anyone that Nena's shuttle was made for carrying supplies by the decent amounts of food in there, the fact that she's shelved over 50 cupcakes is something. The ability to eat these cupcakes is probably unfavorable to taking your chances in the wild with the zombies. They're absolutely loaded with sugar, and just one is enough to cause a cavity. ooc: feel free to handwave your character staying here for a couple of days for protection! there should be enough room for your character and rations if ... she can fit a gundam in there. ]

[ E - Phone! ]

These zombies are so easy to kill with my shuttle, I don't even get why everyone is so worked up over them~! [ CUTE GIRLISH GIGGLING. ] Anyways, if anyone wants to be saved just let me know! My shuttle has enough food and space to fit and help a loooooot of people and I'm probably one of the only few that can help anyways~ [ another giggle. It's clear she's only in this for the glory. ]

Also! Guys! Did you know zombies are flammable? I was the first to discover this so if you use it be sure to thank me later for helping you survive~! 

[ Someone is a little full of themselves today. ]

[ F - Outside 766 Bunker Street/For Household. ]


[ A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire. What the hell do you do?! ]

[ ooc: please note that I may be a bit slow to reply to tags for an hour from 4-5 Pacific Standard Time aha /)_(\ I will reply to them instantly when I get home. ]

Comments

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[golds]

[ ... A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire.

Exactly what Eva needed right now, burning zombies on the ground. She's still fairly calm even throughout the whole zombie apocalypse thing, probably because she knows Nena can take care of all of it. So instead of screaming like an ordinary person would do, she just sighs at the sight.

Strange, what half a year of Mayfield and Nena can do to a person. ]

wow i forgot to reply to this.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Mommy, mommy, did Nena do good?!

[ hugging eva from behind because she loves her berry berry much. ]

don't you love me, muffin.. ;u;

[golds]

[ well that's okay as long as Nena protects her from zombies.. she can put up with that.. Plus there's some sense of motherly instinct. Very deep down. ]

Ah, Nena-chan, you're the one who caused this, hm? I shouldn't be surprised.

i love my mommy very much uu-!

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She'll just stick her tongue out and do a cutesy raspberry because clearly this is the best thing ever right right right. ]

Yep! It's the best present ever because it symbolizes how Nena is immune to any and all zombie attacks!

I love my babby too!! /cuddles

[golds]

Of course you wouldn't let those zombies get to you.

[ good girl, Nena, just keep protecting mama, k.. ]

Make sure to watch out just a little though, okay? It seems it's spreading. And it would be pretty bad if you were caught by it too, right..?

/all the cuddles

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

But I can't be caught at all.

[ She'll pull up her sleeve revealing a monstrous looking bite. Like flesh is drying and starting to decay. ]

I was bitten by a zombie a couple of days ago but it's only stayed here. It's probably because I was made in a lab. These things aren't doing anything to me.

[golds]

[ ... Oh. Well, that does take her aback, if not just because that bite looks utterly horrendeous. For a few moments she just makes a choked sound, as if she isn't sure what to say to that. ]

A.. are you sure, Nena-chan? It has done nothing at all to you so far?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Yep! The infection should spread instantly or at least last a couple of days and spread to other places but I haven't been affected at all!

[golds]

[ A pause.. but then she sighs a little. Probably with relief. Zombie!Nena would be frightening. ]

I'm glad. That means you're practically unstoppable, hm?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ all them attack ducks would be doing thriller. ]

Of course I'm unstoppable! It's not like I was stoppable before!

[ WHO DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?! RON STOPPABLE?! ]

[golds]

But you're even more unstoppable now, hm? The zombies can't do anything at all against you.

[ YEAH, RIGHT, THAT WOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT LOSER KRAUSS.. ]

But.. you're still going to stop them from getting to me, right? I'm sure I wouldn't be as lucky as you.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

True! But you can't be more unstoppable, you're just unstoppable. The zombies are easy to kill anyways, just aim for the brain.

[ MOON TOURISM





FOR ZOMBIES. But Nena nods to Eva's question. ]

Of course! Family has to stick together during times like these where zombies explode on your lawn!

[golds]

I've already taken care of a few before, don't worry.. It helps when your kick is powerful enough to knock off soft zombie heads.

[ IT'S NOT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS TO HER but she'll just act like :)) about it in front of Nena to keep up her image and all..

AND YES MOON TOURISM FOR ZOMBIES where is Krauss we need him in this event to hatch this plan!! ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Good! I knew my mom was strong enough to kill all of those stupid ugly zombies!

[ running to hug her mommy ;w; she is such a successful and beautiful woman!

HE CAN THRILLER ON THE MOON WITH ALL THE ZOMBIES. Krauss is obviously ....

stranded on the moon (Troll). ]

[golds]

Of course, of course. It's only natural when you have the best mother in this whole town, right?

[ A little ego boosting is never inappropriate. YES, NENA, LOVE HER MORE..

and Krauss should just be one of the zombies with an astronaut outfit ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Of course I have the best mommy if I didn't, I'd kill her and get another mommy.

[ yes nena this is exactly how mayfield works.

running up to eva to give her a nice, great, big hug. ]

You're a really really really good mommy so that'll never happen.

[ natsuhi shouldn't even be a zombie, but still be serving krauss. ]

[golds]

[ totally not creepy, Nena.. Eva is probably a bit unnerved but as long as she can keep Nena on her side she can exploit this so okay, she'll live with it.. somehow.. ]

Ah, but I'm only such a great mother since Nena-chan is such a good protective daughter.. [ aka keep up the usefulness!! :))

and Natsuhi is sort of too pathetic to be a zombie.. we need a Kinzo zombie though. He was droned.. ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Yes! Always exploit your daughter!! The key to living a healthy and happy success is exploiting your Mayfield daughter! ]

I'll protect you forever if I can mama! [ AND JUST THEN JELLE'S PROPHECY CAME THROUGH.













A KINZO ZOMBIE BREAKS THROUGH THE WINDOW. He's foaming at the mouth and is mostly decayed. His legs are all shriveled and black and he looks like he hasn't had contact with water since Eva wasn't a feminist. ]

Oh desire! Hello Mrs. Ushiromiya! Having a nice day?

[golds]

[ .... There are a lot of things Eva has never wanted to see in her life.

A zombie version of her actually already pretty scary father when he was still alive was one of them. And so, rather than moving to defend herself, she just stands there almost frozen in shock for a few moments, completely forgetting about Nena still clinging to her.

BEING EVA IS SUFFERING. ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Nena doesn't really get why she's so shocked so she'll tug on her sleeve like a very impatient child... because she is one! ]

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Why are you standing so frozen?! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! There's a zombie in our house!! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

[golds]

[ Even with the tugging - and the mommy shouting - it still takes a little while for Eva to snap out of it, and she quickly moves her head to look towards Nena instead. She's still shocked, maybe part of her is even scared (since it's not just any zombie, after all, she can handle it as long as it isn't anyone she knows, but this..) ]

... Nena-chan.. [ It takes her all her effort to keep her voice from shaking. ] Take care of that zombie for me, will you..?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say mommy~!

[ Nena twirls a gun and shoots at the Kinzo zombie repeatedly. As bullet after bullet hits Kinzo in the head, he flails about in his zombie form and complains as his arms fall off.]

Oh! Desire! Ow! Ow! How very rude! Argh! Aagh! I hope your husband disciplines yo-

[ He freezes mid sentence and collapses onto the ground, totally dead once again. Enough head shots were able to kill him. After this irony from Kinzo's mouth, Nena will toss her hands around Eva and giggle as she loves her time in Eva's arms and hugs her as if nothing of importance ever happened at all.

[golds]

[ She's rather relieved that at least it's gone again - it's almost like a mockery, the ghost of that father who never saw her accomplishments haunting her all over again. But it's gone now, so she tries to force herself to stop thinking about it. Focusing on the crazy girl in her arms is one way to do so. ]

Thank you, Nena-chan. Please.. do so again if that exact same zombie shows up again, okay?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Nena is still totally oblivious to any and all effect caused by the crazy man that just busted through the window. ]

I'll shoot him so many times you wouldn't recognize him by the time he's dead again!

[golds]

That's my girl. [ more like 'that's my psychopath', but whatever.. ]

I don't think he'll get up for a while like this though, so we shouldn't have to worry.

[ It's mostly what she's telling herself for the sake of her peace of mind though. ]