bridezilla | Armed intevention 005 || yo momma so obsessed with pink... (BACKDATED TO MOM'S DAY)

Armed intevention 005 || yo momma so obsessed with pink... (BACKDATED TO MOM'S DAY)

[ Phone - A ]

[ so Nena learned how the this event stuff worked! About mid way through the day, her voice will ring out clear as a crystal ]

Heeey, are there any boys around to help Nena with something~? It's really really important and if Nena doesn't get it done, she'll cry!

[ Action B - Around Town ]

[ You won't see your average Nena, but you'll see her carting A LOT of pink paint around. Can after can after can after can is dutifully stacked up on one another and placed on a huge wagon. She'll whine, groan, moan and scream. Eventually she'll speak up, in a sobbing-whineish voice ]

Waaah! Nena can't carry all of this! Ohhh, Darn it! Someone help her?!

[ Action C - Outside 766 Bunker Street ]

[ Well, you've been put on paint duty! You're now helping Nena paint her house a beautiful shade of pink! You aren't the only one, but she's forcing you to paint this, under her commands, so you'll be painting over the house with your brush as Nena lays on a lawn chair drinking juice. ]

Paint faster! Nena doesn't want to have a half-pink house when you return to normal!

[ ooc: this log is open for people who want to react to Nena's new empire of pink painters. Your characters are free to interact with each other, too, if you want! C & D can both be tagged by other people as they take place around the same amount of time ]

[ action D - Outside of 766 Bunker Street. ]

[ It could be worse! Case in point: this is essentially the same prompt as C except you get palm frond duty.

Fan away~! ]

[ Action E - The Park ]

[ If you are one of the male specimens the town is currently torturing, she'll be spotting you and calling you out instantly ]

Hey! You! Help Nena right now!!!

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[ She'll look up and offer a hug in return for Eva's arrival! ]

Mama! Nena learned that today, you can command a bunch of men, and so, Nena command a bunch of men to paint the house pink! It only works for today, though!

[ Sort of still too unsure to care about the hugging deal.. ]

I'm not so sure if it's exactly right to do this sort of thing. Taking advantage of the things this place induces like this..

[ Even if she's a feminist and men should learn to respect women!! and all, this goes a little too far even for her. But she sighs, because.. well, there's no stopping Nena. ]

Why pink?

There are several men who aren't even affected by this. These men are just the weaker ones. If they're weak enough to be affected by the town, then it's their fit punishment that they paint for Nena.

Wouldn't you agree, Eva~?

[ why yes, she just briefly adopted your snarking habits like how a child adapts their parents mannerisms in an attempt to impress t hem. She'll then giggle and revert to her batshit self ]

Well, mommy, I wanted to pain the house pink because it's the best color!

[ Nena's batshit and Eva's snarking shouldn't be allowed in one person.. ~~Oh wait, Eva is naturally batshit as well.~~ ]

Well, it is true that it was about time the men did something back for the women here.. They're just getting a ridiculous superior position for no reasons at all, right?

It's a little bright on the eyes.. But ah, I guess at least everyone will be able to recognize the house now. [ Mental groan.. Why does she put up with this at times. ]

[ Eva's so snarky, her normally stupid child suddenly becomes a subtle snarker. ]

Where I'm from, I'm on top of the pyramid. There really isn't favoritism whether or not you're a boy or girl. Some guys tried to limit Nena because of this, but she just shot them. You shouldn't let anyone try to take something away from you because you're a mom! You should take it from them! You're the most competent person I know!

Yeah! It's a powerful STAY AWAY KYRIE, don't you agree?

[ feminism daughter = want, feminism daughter who shoots people over it = not sure if want, on the other hand.. ]

Don't worry about it. I've.. already gotten what I was fighting for all along. [ There's a chuckle, but.. it's probably slightly bitter than usual. After all, she's finally the Head now as the only surviving member of the Ushiromiya family aside from Ange. She finally triumphed over Krauss.. and what a Pyrrhic victory it is. ]

That's right, I don't think she would want to be found in a completely pink house.. Although I doubt she lets something like that stop her either way.

[ Nena isn't so much a feminist as if you don't allow her to do what she wants to do she'll nuke you! She who fights monsters... Hah. ]

That's great!! What was it?! [ She ignores the bitter chuckle but if it's worth family members killing each other then i has to be golden!!! In many, many, ways B)

< implying people can lose to Krauss ]

Well, maybe after the paint dries, Nena can coat it in explosives in case she gets too close...

[ LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE ]

[ DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO MENTION THIS ALL TO NENA but whatever she can just lie to herself and pretend to be happy that she's finally the Head by now.. ]

Let's just say I finally got the recognition I've deserved but had lacked all this time. [ AND WOW SHE WAS BEHIND KRAUSS ALL HER LIFE JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A GUY DON'T EVEN REMIND HER OF IT..

And.. there might be a tiny sigh at that last bit. But even with that, she's actually more nervous because it's Nena and Nena would actually go through with that. ]

Ah, but how would we ever get in the house in that case..?

[ just bottle the crazy in! that's perfectly healthy! ]

Why weren't you recognized? You're smart, you're nice, you're badass, you blow people's brains out!

[ IT GETS BETTER: SHE'S ALSO BEHIND THE FOLLOWING: NATSUHI, BEATRICE, BERNKASTEL, LAMBDADELTA, FEATHERINE, BATTLER, ANGE, EVA-BEATRICE, SHANNON, YASU, LION, RONOVE, VIRGILIA, THE SIESTAS, THE STAKES, THE ..... ]

Well, I'd activate the explosives when they get close enough! We'd have to reinforce the walls though.

[ NENA DOES NOT NEED MORE CRAZY. This is a fact. In fact, she couldn't even get more crazy even if she wanted to. ]

My family had a.. rather annoying way of deciding certain things. [ like WOW YEAH KRAUSS CAN BE THE HEAD EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT BUY MOON PROPERTY BUT HE'S A GUY SO IT'LL BE OKAY?? There might be a slight huff. ] ... Well, not like it matters now anyway, right..?

[ H A H EVA OWNS NATSUHI LIKE ALL THE OWNING THINGS EVER. ]

It might just be for the best to keep to our current strategy, hm? We wouldn't want to unnecessarily complicate things.

[ OF COURSE. THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T NEED CRAZY. SO JUST UNLEASH YOUR TOP. NOTHING WILL IMPACT HER INSANITY :DDDDDDD ]

Did they pick out of a hat or drew straws or something? [ or my favorite: LET'S SHOVE MY CHILD OFF OF A CLIFF AND HAVE ONE OF THOSE OTHER PERSONALITIES THAT IS THE SAME KID HOUND ME AND FRAME ME FOR MURDER WHERE I ADMIT TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT IT'S A BIT MORE CONFUSING BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T BUT GOD DAMN INTELLECTUAL RAPISTS FOREVER AND THEN I'LL GET BEATEN UP BY EVA.

yep. I'm pretty sure half of that is inaccurate too ]

I guess it matters if they're here! You guys could still be competing for the ...reward!!

Sure! The power of pink will repel that bitch!

Even though I was much more fit for the role.. They decided that guy would get everything just because he was born a little bit earlier and a guy. Even though he was always so lazy and arrogant-- [ She stops herself there, since she.. didn't notice she was starting to ramble about it, to be honest.

And you better bet beating up Natsuhi there was super satisfying, okay!! ]

I already.. won [ it's a wry taste, to call something like that 'winning' ] back home. There's nothing left to compete about.

Now that's odd! Nena was always loved and pampered by her older siblings. She's younger and a girl! You know what happens to big brothers that don't love their little sisters, riiiiiiiiight?

[ She'll drop the competing because if she insists, then Eva is the winner.

Eva has tiger's blood #winning.

Now I ain't saying Natsuhi is a gold digger... ]

I wouldn't expect much out of Krauss nii-san either way.. He's just an incompetent fool. He thinks he can just keep up the skit with his failing business ventures forever as if no one would notice.

[ But she ain't messin' with no broke -- well, that's true, Natsuhi is just sleeping with Kinzo instead.

]

Oh! Is it like how sometimes Johann doesn't notice when Nena blows up random things because other random things make her angry?!

Cause she understands that feeling.

[ at least she's trying ;__;

Go head girl, go head get down.

Well Natsuhi went down when Eva shot her so ... ]

You might be able to compare it to that, yes.. [ except not really because Eva doesn't randomly blow stuff up.. only with reason, okay!! ]

Even so, if he ever arrives in Mayfield you should make sure to at least say hello to him, okay? [ Because what is better than making Krauss be bothered by a hyper and insane girl, am I right. ] His incompetency can easily be spotted from miles away.

Oh! I totally get it then! Yeaaah, those brothers are once in a life time, because you only get brothers once.

It sucks they didn't treat you right! Oh well, if you won, you can rub it in everyone's faces!

But I'll say hi to him!! I can spot incompetency from anywhere! Who else should I know about and say hi to, Mama? [ !!!! She sounds so horrifically eager to greet the dead people ]

[ OH YEAH GREETING DEAD PEOPLE IS SO MUCH FUN CLEARLY except Eva sort of hopes Krauss and Natsuhi never show up because they might sort of remember she and her husband shot them in the face (accidentally!!), o o p s. But the thought of shoving Nena on to her family and making her troll them is pretty cool though.. ]

Well, there's quite a bit of the family already in this place.. Aside from Krauss nii-san, there's his wife Natsuhi nee-san too who still isn't here.. But she never seems to get along too well with children. [ GO TO YOUR ROOM.. ] Oh, and then there's my younger sister Rosa.

[ Yeah, she's still unsure on whether to mention Hideyoshi or George yet.. ]

[ IT'S JUST LIKE WAL-MART. "Hi. Welcome to Mayfield. The 'but I'm dead at home' pamphlet is on the right!". Nena gives no fucks about their arrival as long as they don't try to hurt Eva. Then after that they die AGAIN. forever. Worst couple. They seem to die constantly. They spend more time living than they do dead. etc. ]

Do the kids hate Natsuhi?? [ SOBS. EVA WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?! I WORK SO HARD D: ]. What's Rosa like?!

[ and now a pause. She remembers her conversation from earlier ]

Does this mean your husband and son arrived?!

[ well, ngl, Eva wouldn't mind seeing Rudolf and Kyrie die. Again. And again. And again and again and again-- ]

Well, I can't speak for them, can I..? You'd have to ask Jessica-chan herself, she's in this place too, after all. [ MORE FAMILY TROLLING RIGHT THERE? ] And Rosa? ... Tch, she's just an idiot. You shouldn't pay too much attention to what she says. She's always been a little slow.

... Ah.. no. Not yet. But actually.. this place is really dangerous, right? I would be okay with it if they wouldn't arrive here. I don't want them to have to face all of this.

[ They'd die so many times, the priest would retire in two years with all of their deaths (Yay) ]

Okay! I'll ask Jessica about her parents!! When I see her, I guess. [ Nena ponders her question a bit before she delivers it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer ] Why is she dumb if she is related to you?

This place is dangerous, so I guess there's always an issue!! But, if they arrived alive, maybe you can find them a way to keep them alive and everything for when you go back home! I'll help you and everything!!

[ OH NENA. Snarking at her family already before she even has to tell you their weak points, this is why you are the best daughter. At least while snarking about her incompetent older brother she can always genuinely giggle, no matter how sucky she's actually feeling. ]

Well, I guess with Krauss nii-san and Natsuhi nee-san's genes there was no saving her from the start! Such a poor girl...

... Really, Nena-chan? If Hideyoshi or George would come in.. you'd help me protect them, right? [ SHE'S GOING TO KEEP HER TO THIS ONE. ]

[ Nena looks very, very, confused. In fact, she looks so confused it takes her a second but she takes a breath. Snarking about your relatives is fun! ]

But I was talking about Rosa. Why is she so stupid? I mean, I think I've seen Jessica around enough, anyways. Blonde hair? Blue eyes? Overconfident? Loud? Is that why her genes suck... hm, I guess if she wasn't created to be perfect, she isn't perfect so...

[ voice trails off before finding the genki trail ]

Of course! Nena must protect Papa! She was taught to love her brothers and, before this town, they were really the only things she liked besides her gundam and those types of things and blowing things up. So she'll help you protect them! Besides, George is my brother so I guess I have to protect him anyways.

Ah, yes, that's Jessica-chan. She's pretty hard to miss, isn't she..? [ Giggle. ] And as to Rosa.. who knows why she's so stupid? I just know she has always been that way, even back when we were just kids she couldn't do anything but be a giant idiot. I guess every family has a bad egg.

That's just what I wanted to hear. [ See, Nena, you even get a smile for that!! ] We both know the way this town is, so we'll just both have to work very hard for that, hm?

She's really hard to miss! She uses a bunch of those words that get all of the drones upset! [ giggle ]

Hm!! Give me some examples on what she does that's so idiotic!! Does she like, glue her hand to her face?

Why wouldn't I help you! [ hug her mama ;_; so very tightly. ] You have to teach me some more of that crazy kung fu though! Okay?

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WE ARE FAMILY ...

/HOLDS....

/noms :3

the best kid ever ;u;

;u; best mommy best best mommy

BEST PARENT / KID DUO YEAAH. LET'S GO WIN ALL THE COMPETITIONS.

ALL OF THEM? (yay)

OF COURSE. SINCE WE'RE THE BEST.

I WANNA BE THE VERY BE-OH WAIT

LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSSSS

TO PROTECT THEM IS MY BEST ...SOMETHING.

when I was little, I always thought it was 'you cheese me and I cheese you' rather than 'teach'...

pokemon...gotta mozzarella them all.

MY DRINK IS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANK YOU SDJHFDSFJKSD

YAAAAAAAAAY