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bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
Entry tags:
- &bakers and floors,
- &other people's houses are flammable :d,
- &that shitty daughty song aka home,
- &the city ... of mayfield!,
- &the park is for hippies and children,
- [action post],
- [phone post],
- a yangire is you,
- and so the day is saved,
- attack of the drones,
- blah blah blah,
- blow them all up,
- broken arm,
- c: adachi likes bitches and whores,
- c: chaos is my favorite thing,
- c: charles is the britney to my rihanna,
- c: diamonds in the rough,
- c: fluttershy away from me,
- c: hayate-!,
- c: hong king kong bong dong,
- c: i bombed lithuania,
- c: i bombed spain,
- c: keine likes my duckies,
- c: my cupcakes bring all the fujiwaras t,
- c: nanananana batmaaaan,
- c: virginia rides that pony,
- c: yuri the deadpan snarker,
- causing misery makes me squee,
- cupcakes are filled with sugar,
- dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing,
- drone drone drone,
- drones are funsuckers,
- families will be torched,
- gives you diabetus,
- god save us all,
- gotta love them all pokemon,
- help i'm lost and i can't get up,
- herpaderp,
- i got all my gundams with me,
- i gots my gundam yaaaaay,
- i like his stare,
- i'll bake your cock,
- i'm about to kill a bitch,
- immaturity,
- it's prom night,
- keep talkin that blah blah blah,
- lights nena action,
- lives will be lost,
- look at all these cool weapons!,
- may the force be with you,
- mayfield's newest warfare,
- my love is sugar,
- nena trinity,
- oh the crimes i am committing,
- pink is bestest!,
- pressed the wrong switch,
- pure hilarity,
- robotic wonderland,
- ruining school time for everyone,
- start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e,
- stealing is fun,
- sugar sugar sugar,
- the fucking best post ever,
- this is my mayfield's yangire,
- those drones are lookin at meh funneh,
- topped myself again ;x,
- wake up in the morning,
- we are family,
- what do i drone,
- who let this girl play with gundams,
- why are you looking at this,
- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
- you better fucking praise me
Armed Intervention 008 || The war on pink (Part 1)
[ A - Phone ]
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
D
That expression goes from merely quizzical to what the fuck when he sees the attack ducks.]
D
Do you have any pink clothing? If I got you some would you wear it? Can I paint your house pink?
D
Uhhh . . . a color needs to be defended? From what?
[Because as far as he knew, pink would always be a part of the color spectrum, so why did it need to be defended?]
no subject
and furious
and monstrous ]
Because Mayfield is trying to eliminate the color pink and I will not let that happen. [ you just did not hear satan's voice right that second, nope nope ]
I know we don't talk much but I still love you--you are so hilarious
How do you know this?
And I guess--I guess I could wear a pink tie . . .
We should talk more! I love you too <333 You're awesome
Because, everyone in my pink house except for me has been droned, all of my friends who like pink were droned, everyone who I ever met that was droned has met me and I really really love pink! [ in short, it's a witch hunt over pink. ]
Good! That's a start! How open would you be to a pink car?
Aww, shucks. ♥ And yes we definitely should talk more
Somehow I doubt they were all droned just because they have the color pink in common . . . [Trying to be logical here.]
I am not driving a pink car. Sorry.
(OOC: Funny you should say that--my first car was pink. I am dead serious. Let me see if I can find that picture I put on Photobucket . . . MY GRANDMOTHER PICKED IT FOR ME OKAY DO NOT JUDGE ME)
/stalks your plurk aggressively
It's okay! What about a button that says you support pink?
[ ooc: if it's pepto bismal pink I will laugh myself until I bleed ): ]
lolz with all my car talk
So all your evidence of this is directly linked to you?
. . . Don't you find that a little too convenient? [Still attempting some sort of logic here.]
I'll wear the tie and maybe a lapel pin if you have one. [And yet he's still willing to support her crusade--anything to keep her from going postal on him.]
[OOC: Here. Sob. The Wal-Mart rims came with the car, too. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/YoruameBaroness/7fc04b09.jpg)]
talk automobile to me baby
It's not convient! It's experience and proof! It should happen to others instead! [ she's a little morally skewed ]
I'll get lapel pins eventually! Do you have an address? [ ooc: when she gets her gundam, permission to fill it with pink paint and spray his house? /shot.
ooc: also, i read that as, "the wal-mart came with the car too" and i was all, "HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU NOT RICH?!" ]
oh baybay
It shouldn't happen to anyone . . .
I do. Surely you don't think I live in the streets, do you?
[OOC: I want to say yes because it would be funny but I think I should ask my housemates first.]
no subject
Especially not me!
Can you give me your address? I'll mail you your pink!
[ ooc: yes, please do so |D ]