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bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
Entry tags:
- &bakers and floors,
- &other people's houses are flammable :d,
- &that shitty daughty song aka home,
- &the city ... of mayfield!,
- &the park is for hippies and children,
- [action post],
- [phone post],
- a yangire is you,
- and so the day is saved,
- attack of the drones,
- blah blah blah,
- blow them all up,
- broken arm,
- c: adachi likes bitches and whores,
- c: chaos is my favorite thing,
- c: charles is the britney to my rihanna,
- c: diamonds in the rough,
- c: fluttershy away from me,
- c: hayate-!,
- c: hong king kong bong dong,
- c: i bombed lithuania,
- c: i bombed spain,
- c: keine likes my duckies,
- c: my cupcakes bring all the fujiwaras t,
- c: nanananana batmaaaan,
- c: virginia rides that pony,
- c: yuri the deadpan snarker,
- causing misery makes me squee,
- cupcakes are filled with sugar,
- dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing,
- drone drone drone,
- drones are funsuckers,
- families will be torched,
- gives you diabetus,
- god save us all,
- gotta love them all pokemon,
- help i'm lost and i can't get up,
- herpaderp,
- i got all my gundams with me,
- i gots my gundam yaaaaay,
- i like his stare,
- i'll bake your cock,
- i'm about to kill a bitch,
- immaturity,
- it's prom night,
- keep talkin that blah blah blah,
- lights nena action,
- lives will be lost,
- look at all these cool weapons!,
- may the force be with you,
- mayfield's newest warfare,
- my love is sugar,
- nena trinity,
- oh the crimes i am committing,
- pink is bestest!,
- pressed the wrong switch,
- pure hilarity,
- robotic wonderland,
- ruining school time for everyone,
- start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e,
- stealing is fun,
- sugar sugar sugar,
- the fucking best post ever,
- this is my mayfield's yangire,
- those drones are lookin at meh funneh,
- topped myself again ;x,
- wake up in the morning,
- we are family,
- what do i drone,
- who let this girl play with gundams,
- why are you looking at this,
- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
- you better fucking praise me
Armed Intervention 008 || The war on pink (Part 1)
[ A - Phone ]
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
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Against pink. Not, y'know, against anything else? Just pink.
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[ The most serious, pensive glare ever ]
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He still thinks you crazy, girl.
But it's an interesting and amusing crazy at least. So even if he's not reacting to this with the solemn respect it deserves, he's keeping himself from mocking the crusade so far.]
How the heck do you wage war on a whole damn color?!
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Not that she knows how to. But she'll just bring about a defense and hopes it keeps him busy! ]
How did we get to mayfield in the first place?
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Beats the hell outta me.
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[ yuri you were just outwitted by a girl that believes it's possible to wage a war on a color ]
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Okay. But your hair's still pink. So's that weird crap in my medicine cabinet at home. Wouldn't it just make sense for 'em to go "poof!", everything pink is now gray?
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My hair is pink, but I'm too strong to get pink, and Mayfield just can't erase pink out of existence! Pink is the most powerful of the colors so Mayfield can't get rid of it entirely! It has to move slowly! Pink is more powerful than Mayfield and that's why Mayfield wants it gone so it has to pick at it!!
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...
...I have no idea what you just said. Can I just agree with you so this headache stops before it really kicks in?
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Sure!! Only if you promise to support my war campaign!
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And what, exactly, do I have to do to do that?
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Any of those things would be applicable!
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Ix nay on the oldier stay. No pink clothes. House'll repair -- I hope. Hell no. Others pink...
...Yeah, I can probably do one of those.
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[ You didn't think you'd be getting off that easy, did you?
She'll just be grinning like a maniac, hoping it's the last one with all of her tiny heart ]
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[
Notsorry to disappoint youat allNena.]no subject
[ She'll toss her arms up and run up to him for the BIGGEST HUG EVER.
SUCH EFFORTS MUST BE REWARDED. ]
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Kind of awkward okay.
More importantly there is a burning question that is absolutely necessary to know.]
Say. How would you kill with pink anyway? Figure if anyone would have an idea for somethin' that crazy sounding it'd be you.
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Like, you paint something pink and use it to kill them!! When I get my gundam back, I'm going to paint it pink and kill everyone to show Mayfield I will prevail!
[ ooc: my apologies for the lateness! school started and kept me really really busy. ]
1-2-3-4 I declare a tardiness war...? (sorry I'm late too :x)
...Huh. Ya know the more non-drones you kill, the happier Mayfield'll probably be, right?
no worries /backtags forever
Then I'll kill only drones and people who align themselves with Mayfield in the pink wars!
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She's winning the trivia game t- okay that's enough of that extended metaphor.]'ats the spirit. The ones who deserve it... and the drones, I guess.
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[ the right answer
gone horribly horribly wrong! :D ]
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nena why]
Should probably check before ya kill 'em. Not like death means a whole lot here, but that ain't good manners.
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If it doesn't mean anything here than I can just kill whoever I want without consequences~!
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nena does not get it though.]
What if they get pissed off an' kill ya back?
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