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bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
bridezilla) wrote2011-08-13 03:39 pm
Entry tags:
- &bakers and floors,
- &other people's houses are flammable :d,
- &that shitty daughty song aka home,
- &the city ... of mayfield!,
- &the park is for hippies and children,
- [action post],
- [phone post],
- a yangire is you,
- and so the day is saved,
- attack of the drones,
- blah blah blah,
- blow them all up,
- broken arm,
- c: adachi likes bitches and whores,
- c: chaos is my favorite thing,
- c: charles is the britney to my rihanna,
- c: diamonds in the rough,
- c: fluttershy away from me,
- c: hayate-!,
- c: hong king kong bong dong,
- c: i bombed lithuania,
- c: i bombed spain,
- c: keine likes my duckies,
- c: my cupcakes bring all the fujiwaras t,
- c: nanananana batmaaaan,
- c: virginia rides that pony,
- c: yuri the deadpan snarker,
- causing misery makes me squee,
- cupcakes are filled with sugar,
- dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing,
- drone drone drone,
- drones are funsuckers,
- families will be torched,
- gives you diabetus,
- god save us all,
- gotta love them all pokemon,
- help i'm lost and i can't get up,
- herpaderp,
- i got all my gundams with me,
- i gots my gundam yaaaaay,
- i like his stare,
- i'll bake your cock,
- i'm about to kill a bitch,
- immaturity,
- it's prom night,
- keep talkin that blah blah blah,
- lights nena action,
- lives will be lost,
- look at all these cool weapons!,
- may the force be with you,
- mayfield's newest warfare,
- my love is sugar,
- nena trinity,
- oh the crimes i am committing,
- pink is bestest!,
- pressed the wrong switch,
- pure hilarity,
- robotic wonderland,
- ruining school time for everyone,
- start telephonin me-e-e-e-e-e,
- stealing is fun,
- sugar sugar sugar,
- the fucking best post ever,
- this is my mayfield's yangire,
- those drones are lookin at meh funneh,
- topped myself again ;x,
- wake up in the morning,
- we are family,
- what do i drone,
- who let this girl play with gundams,
- why are you looking at this,
- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
- you better fucking praise me
Armed Intervention 008 || The war on pink (Part 1)
[ A - Phone ]
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.
She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that this side of her may just have never been seen ever. No one could even guess that this level of seriousness existed in Mayfield. ]
Citizens of Mayfield, this is really really important so listen up! Mayfield has time and time again take away all of the fun things just to make us miserable and it affects us time and time again! Euphie, Johann, my Mayfield dad, two of my Mayfield sisters, Higgs, Xion, My Gundam, and the ability that people should be dead when they are killed. But, I, Nena Trinity, have discovered a common link against all of them!
Mayfield eliminates anything that falls into this specific category, and, thus, they have declared a war. A war on...
They're callous, rude, and selfish when it comes to this awesome color and I won't allow it anymore! I, Nena Trinity, was specifically created to eradicate war with total annihilation tactics and Mayfield, and those that take its side for hating pink, is no exception! I will lead the resistance against Mayfield from here on out! Wear pink and wear it proud! If you wish to join my efforts, I will be at the park training my attack duck squad.
[ And thus, this is what happens when you take someone like Nena Trinity and put a metaphorical sledgehammer to her psyche for 6 months. She has gone off the deep end. ]
[ Action B - The Park! ]
[ And true to this, Nena Trinity is in the park and training her attack ducks. They're hilariously ineffectual. To anyone that's curious, the duck is just a duck with a bunch of knives taped its head. Sometimes it could fly by you and it makes a pretty close call, and other times, you'll just see one flailing in the wind. How they can be so complacent is anyone's guess, but, there are indeed ducks with knives on their heads, flying randomly everywhere.
The only sign of success is a drone with a very noticeable cut on his arm, but, other than that, it seems nothing of consequence is happening. Except Nena shouting commands. She looks a tad tired, as if she's been doing this for hours.
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action C - The Bakery ]
[ Of course, Nena needs to support and get more people to join her cause right? So after some grueling training, she'll kick in the door and scream ]
ATTACK DUCKS, PILLAGE! [ And in comes the attack duck squad, squawking and flying around the store, they seem to just be panicking as they fly around squawking. The drone at duty will command that these filthy animals get out of the store! Nena, realizing that they need more training, will just walk up behind the counter and procede to rob the place of anything pink and edible
ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action D - Wherever you are! ]
[ What better way to raise pink awareness than to put pink literally in someone's face?! Anyways, enjoy a strawberry cupcake flying right towards your face! Once you either dodge it, destroy it, or get hit in the face completely. You'll just see Nena standing there with a clipboard and flanked by her attack ducks.
Laugh at her or get angry? Or both? Your choice! But she'll be walking up to you, with her usual peppiness ] Hi! Can I get your support for something?!
[ ooc: please note that your characters won't be getting harmed in this unless you want them to! there will be close calls (like a duck flying right by you, or something) ]
[ Action E - Your home! ]
[ Of course, Nena Trinity has been droned with all of the hell she's created! So enjoy a drone little girl... who doesn't seem a lot like Nena. With her continous, calm, smile, and more uptight posture. Any chance that this could be Nena flies through when she begins to speak ]
Good evening, may I ask if you are interested in girl scout cookies? I am selling some for my troop. 3,000 more boxes and I finally get the cookbook I have been pining for since I was a young girl.
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the war off pink ]
It's okay. You repented~! [ pink is classy!!!! it's flesh colored!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! ] No! But they'll get support for my cause and I can get a lot of people into the fighting mood!!! A lot of people so!
My attack ducks are still in training [ she sounds fairly defensive ]
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and he probably would if he wasn't already aware of the fact that arguing with Nena was kind of similar to arguing with a really old drone stuck in their ways. it's for this exact reason that he only rolls his eyes in reply to her first comment and leaves it at that.] If you believe that's what will happen, then have at it.
Those ducks will need quite a bit more training before they'll be of much use, you know.
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But she'll giggle and react as if Charles' reaction never happened. ] Glad you see it my way.
I know! I know! But I'm not giving up on them yet!
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can't really ignore the attack ducks though, especially when the shop is still kind if filled with them and their feathers and tomfoolery.] At the very least, could you train them elsewhere in the future? This is rather annoying.
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The ignore fest is on hnnnngh.
Oh well, at least the ducks are a lot better than 1950's entertainment. They actually tell good jokes... or they actually are a good joke but still! ]
Well, I was going to make them kill everyone in the bakery but I decided not to do that! Instead, they're distractions as I rob the place blind!
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yes the ducks are the best jokes in town except when they're disturbing the peace....]
I don't believe that first plan of yours would have worked out even if you tried it. [which is totally the reason you decided to just rob things, isn't it.] How much longer are you planning on being here?
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they're even funnier when they disturb the peace! ]
They need more training but they'll get there eventually! [ it totally is. ] I plan on being here until everything pink is in my car!!
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I'm sure they will. [can you tell how much he believes her] Do hurry, would you?
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Thank you for believing in me Charles! I'll be hurrying up right now. [ And she'll be behind the counter, stealing everything pink ]
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[all the sarcasm!! but after a moment of staring at her suspiciously, he ambles back to his own table and bats the ducks away from it.]
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[ She'll leave
(troll) about 25 minutes later. Charles as the worst day ever. He advances through go and collects about 200 bird droppings everywhere in his immediate surroundings. ]