Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

[bridezilla]

 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

Comments

[encored]

[he looks both enlightened and impressed!

...well, maybe not impressed. having no idea what GN particles are and being able to wipe out entire armies at once without being large or gaudy can have that effect.]

Can't you paint over it, then? You shouldn't bring yourself shame by showing up to battle in a robot the color of cheap hotel carpeting.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ WELL HE CAN LEARN IF HE ASKS. ]

Nena's gundam was made by people who make gundams. Bright pink would be rather easy to spot in battle so maybe it's for the best Nena hasn't made it colorful. Not to mention, she is above painting things like a peasant. [ hmph ]

Though, Nena would appreciate if you canned the insults on the Throne Drei. It's one of the most powerful things here!

[encored]

[but gosh, that would make sense!! and what is this sense you speak of. while she's talking he takes it upon himself to have another walk-around inspection, stopping once he's made a full circle and placing a finger against the metal.]

Humans tend to say that about many of their weapons, you know. I suppose something like this would be favored though, the larger and more heavily fortified something is, the better. [pulls his hand away from the Gundam now, clasping both behind his back] Because humans on their own are terribly flimsy, right?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

You're implying Nena is a human.

[ She giggles. Oh, Charles, so misinformed. Nena will just be gloating now ]

Giant robots are supposed to be giant for a reason! Nena was created to pilot this, blow up large places and armies, and fight other giant robots. GN particles fuel a gundam, so Nena stores them for backup. She can also disable stealth detectors and make surprise attacks more efficient. Her gundam is large for a reason. It also stores a buuuuunch of weapons too!! It's one of the most powerful ones out there!

[encored]

Ah. It sounds like it would be impressive to someone who might find use or fear in manmade weaponry. [which is about as much of a compliment as her gundam will get from him and as much of a concession as he's willing to make. he finds her first statement much more interesting, either way.]

If you aren't human, what label would you fall under? You smell terribly human.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

In Nena's world there are only two species. Human and Innovade. Nena is a hybrid of both. So she's half human. And she'd prefer if you stated she smells like the flower perfume she uses, and not like a human. Yech. So these weapons are the best Nena has, and she'll be damned if there are better ones out there.

[ She'll just smug leaf it up ]

[encored]

[he will actually be nice enough to keep himself from raining on her parade! for now, at least.]

Fair enough. What makes an Innovade different from a human?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ GOOD BECAUSE SHE HAS A GUNDAM and she'd probably crush your house if you didn't live with Hong Kong. Damn .... boyfriend's home immunity ]

An Innovade is faster, stronger, and generally they don't age. They're completely artificial, so they don't have a soul. Nena doesn't either. She's also real powerful and better than every single human on earth!

You're a vampire right? Hong Kong told Nena!

[ a bit outlandish but plausible! She's definitely not your average.... person ]

[encored]

[that immunity is so going to be abused]

Better than every human but created by them, hm? It sounds like something they might feel bitter over. They don't enjoy being bested. [which he seems thoroughly amused by since it is ridiculous and humans are so silly! the amusement is replaced with mild annoyance at her question, though.]

That's incorrect. I may share traits with them but I'm certainly not prone to burning to dust in the sunlight or being warded off by garlic.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ and that may lead to some other abuse! ]

Nena was created by the original Innovade. He put his DNA in human eggs so Nena is technically both! But A lot of people were jealous over Nena's accomplishments, which is why many don't seem to like her too much~ Oh well, most of them are dead now!!

[ She seems to mention that fact all too cheerily and sweetly. Like it's something that she's totally used to - and even happy about. ]

What? Are you crazy?! What do those have to do with vampires! Vampires just suck blood. That's it!

[ she's sort of culturally challenged. ]

[encored]

[he seems to think there's nothing wrong with that either. being happy over the deaths of people you dislike is a normal reaction, right. and there's definitely nothing wrong being the one to kill them!] Good for you, it must have been quite annoying before that.

[but then he just looks a bit confused, hasn't everyone read Dracula]

...Well, it's for the better that you've not given the popular depiction much mind. Humans enjoy telling stories of vampires with ridiculous quirks like transforming into bats and an intolerance of religious objects.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Oh. Horray for similar moral composistion! ]

Yep! Nena only wants to kill two people now in particular but they aren't here. If they were here Nena would kill them every day~! Like Clockwork!

[ n o p e she's sort of socially retarded ]

...That doesn't even make sense! The vampire Nena met was really really nice and it loved to eat humans and he's a bit of a dick at times but whatever!! [ if Charles can get these clues, it's clear she's talking about Merem ]

[encored]

[this is a great and terrible thing, and he looks even more pleased because that is a mentality he can totally understand. he'd to the exact same thing if Saya here was his Saya.]

Perhaps you'll be fortunate enough for them to show up while you're here.

[unfortunately 'dickish vampires who love to eat humans' covers a lot of people he knows and the 'nice' bit doesn't fit anyone, so he shrugs] Well, I suppose it's for the best that you've not confused anyone for a fictional vampire.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ yaaaaaay Nena found a brand new bro /o/ . She even looks excited. ]

If they were here, Nena would make sure that they're trapped in the town forever and ever and ever and ever...

[ oh there's her unstable side, being shown to EVERYONE ]

What are those like?

[encored]

[he likes the sound of that! it's pretty impressive, even if he detects a flaw] Still, if they're trapped here forever and you leave, you won't have the opportunity to kill them at your leisure any longer.

[they are both so normal]

Nothing you should waste your time learning about. They're only a little stronger than humans and have a plethora of strange weaknesses to make up for it.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Nope! But then again this is a fate worse than death right? Nena's pretty sure Lucy Smith will inflict them true pain that makes them wish my death was permanent.

They'd be so broken they'd wish for death at my hands every day of their miserable lives, and that makes up for not being able to kill them constantly.

[ well Nena's now gain Charles as a bro B) ]

If Nena was you, you should bait them into thinking that stereotype still exists, so then when they attack you with those items you can just beat the crap out of them and kill them instantly!

[encored]

[you have just gained like ten whole points in his book for both of those ideas A+] It's good reasoning, I'll give you that. I'm a fan of the personal touch, though, so it still doesn't seem like an ideal situation to me, you know? [but still, he can't argue with such sound logic!]

Ah, I have done that once or twice before. Perhaps I should make a game of it.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Well of course Nena is going to kill them all. A lot. In brutal ways. She'll make sure their deaths last more than one day on some occasions so they don't get too cushy with the standings. But she'll eventually get bored. There's so little ways to kill someone here, you know~?

[ cutest. giggle. ever. ]

At that point, Nena will get bored and leave the broken toys with Lucy.

Yeah! Education through experience is what Nena's former creator always said.

[ idk what this CR is but holy hell on a pancake is it beautiful ]

[encored]

[already crying at the beauty of it.

at the first statement he leans back a little and balances on his heels, looking almost childishly enthused by the idea] It would be a good exercise in creativity, in that case, but I can see how one might find it repetitive after a year or two. I'd still enjoy it but I suppose I've a greater amount of patience than most. [haha patience...]

It's a good rule to go by, that.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ no one is as childish as Nena ]

Nena is really creative with deaths! Like she'd get all of the white sheets in the house and spread them out. Then she'd chain their hands apart and to the furniture and slowly rip them until the sheets are a great shade of red~. Then she'd choke them with their own arms~

[ Nena will be giggling now like the cute little yangire she is! ]

Still, maybe sometimes she'd let them out and make their lives hell in other ways. Like destroying their home, getting them droned and slipping the milk into their drinks. There's a bunch of things you can do! But, Nena wouldn't want them to get too cozy. She's basically going to kill them until it's time to go home. Then, Lucy can do whatever she does.

[encored]

[nods like some stuffy art critic appreciating an outlandish painting like the normal person he is] It seems like a fairly good plan. I do hope you'll have the chance to act upon it at some point.

[and with that he takes a few quick steps away from the gundam and is back on the sidewalk in an abnormally short time] Well, I must be on my way now, but it was quite an interesting meeting. [he doesn't see how HK managed to wind up with someone like her at all now that she's opened her mouth but pff, details!!]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She'll just smile and wave. ]

Thank you, Charles! Have fun!! Bye-bye!!! ♥

[ She'll be shouting that part extra-loudly! The best part is, Charles, Hong Kong can suspect an unstable side but he hasn't seen anything to this level so B)

She'll go back to looking at her Gundam though. ]