bridezilla: (/slowly succumbs to kylie minogue lyrics)
bridezilla ([personal profile] bridezilla) wrote2011-04-10 01:42 pm

Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

Re: it's getting hot in here...

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ Souji soon discovers that catching ducks by chasing them via wading is fairly difficult. ]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nena's just going to stare with this exact face. The dark overtones are there but she seems perfectly content

and lazy! She's not even trying B)

Such a dear, Souji~ ]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stares at Nena. ]

And you're sure you've caught some this way?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nena already has six! This means she's better at catching duckies than you!

[ pbpliffffft. That's a raspberry. A playful one ]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[ He submerges. Several moments later he explodes from the water, arms flailing as he tries to snatch a duck he just surfaced under, but they fly away. ]

Almost!

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-22 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hi my name is Nena and I'll be laughing furiously behind you.

Like really really furiously ]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-23 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Treading water, looking at Nena. ]

Well how do you do it then?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-24 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Nena baited them with bread crums and then caught them! They really seemed to like Nena!

[ maybe you just don't have the talent Souji... ]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have bread though! And you were chasing them around just like me a few moments ago!

[ Stands in the shallow pond, looking a bit grumpy. And cold! ]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's because the ducks like Nena that they don't need bread anymore. You should tell the ducks that you know Nena. Maybe you'll get one easier.

[ if it wasn't for her simple to read motives, you'd think she'd be lying. But she's not. Maybe she's stupid. Maybe not ]

[identity profile] inababanchou.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I see... Well then.

[ Starts to wade back to the entrance of the pond. ]

I'll have to try this again with bread.

And a swimsuit.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Souji! Nena will make sure she has bread next time!

[ She'll be getting out too, but she's absolutely drenched beyond redemption. ]

Thanks for all your help!