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Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

[ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it. ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

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[ Don't feel bad, Eva! You wear the pants and he makes the pancakes. Besides, Nena doesn't want OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND pancakes. She'll probably just want like 5 or something until she's full. ]

He's one of the most talented people Nena knows! He one time made a pegasus pancake! You should have seen it, Mama! It was really something!!

[ TALENT WILL BE WEIGHED BY EVA. Of course, Mayfield will be saved by animal shaped pancakes. ]

No, no, no, have breakfast with Nena!

It does sound like a true work of art! [ SNARK SNARK BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH ] He's a man of many talents after all, baking pancakes in the shapes of mystical animals being one of the foremost of them. Ah, maybe he can make one shaped like a griffin next.

[ OH YES PEGASUS PANCAKES. Who needs a succesful company or ten tons of gold or the title of family head when you can have pegasus pancakes. She's clearly having this relevation right now, holy light and hallelujahs and all included. ]

Alright, if you insist like that I could hardly say no, right..?

He's mayfield's truest artist! His abilities to make pancakes will save us all someday, right, Mama??

[ enjoy her pawing at your outfit ]

He is also good at stealing things and moving undetected! We should give him more praise around here. But ...we should do that as he makes us those pancakes! I'm sure he can make one shaped as Griffins!! He can probably make pancakes shaped of...

NENA WANTS A PANCAKE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER!!

[ Nena does notice the revelation but tops it with another revelation. Suddenly, all of the witches disappear. All of them ]

Mama has to eat with Nena! PRETTY PLEASE!?

[ Oh god Nena you're just like a puppy that wants attention and no stay down command can ever, ever fix that anymore. And to be honest, from what Eva has seen from Isaac she doubts he's capable of.. anything remotely useful.. ]

That's right... The next time a giant robot invades the town, we should just let him and his pancakes do the job! [ S N E R K ] Besides, if he can make them in the shape of a pegasus then a Nena-shaped pancake shouldn't be that much of a feat, hm?

[ NENA IS NOW MAGICAL GIRL JESUS. ]

That's enough already.. Don't worry, I'll join you if you ask so nicely.

[ wait til she finds out he's immortal /snickr. then some what the fuckery will be getting lodged in there. Nena still thinks his pancakes will be his prime ability of course. ]

He can bribe the milkman with pancakes! That'd be so funny! The milkman would come down to eat some and then BLAM we both shoot him at the same time! But a Nena pancake is very difficult to make! She's more shapely than a giraffe.

[ THIS MAGICAL GIRL IS NOW DIAMONDS ]

Yaaay! Mama!

[ One of the warmest hugs Eva has ever received is now taking place. /watches from the bushes

The Eva does not seemed pleased with this hugging but she'll go along with it anyways. This is: EVA USHIROMIYA - LIFE OF THE SURVIVOR on the discovery channel. We'll be right back after these messages. ]

[ Why are the only immortal things always useless!! What sort of sense is that supposed to make!! ]

If he's truly such a master of shaping pancakes, it still shouldn't be too much of a problem for him, right..? I'd have to start doubting his abilities if he wouldn't be able to do that much. [ Okay snarking about pancakes as a metaphor for Isaac's useless is sort of becoming weird by now but whatever, Eva will roll with this. Anything for the snark.

Do you need more DESIRE in your life? Then sign up for Kinzo's Window Yelling Lessons-- oh, commercial break is over already?

But yes, either way, Eva is so very unsure about the hug but it will do for now. Just let the crazy not!daughter do whatever she wants and get some useful protection in return. Sounds good to her. ]

Next time something like that will happen in this city I surely can count on you again, right..?

[ The immortals are useless! All useless!!! idk mom maybe you can become somewhat immortal or control the powers over life and death...

oh wait....

WELL JUST SNARK SOME MORE EVA.

so hard to please ): ]

It shouldn't! He should make a mama pancake!! Then we'd be the best town-assigned family EVER! Besides, Isaac is great for making pancakes... and stealing... and ......

[ a good minute or two passes by with Nena's face like a :o except the o is a lot smaller. Considering. Considering.

Sights to see this moment includes
- A drone wife kicking a drone husband out of his home
- A bicycled drone flying off his bike and onto the street
- birds pooping on your neighbors car like a coordinated attack.

GOTTA LOVE BUNKER.

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUNKAAARICHEEEEEEE

but Nena will go back to snuggly in your tummily ;_; wow that was a pretty forced rhyme!!
I HAVE BETTER RHYMES TO MAKE IN MY TIME ]

Surely you can count on Nena again!

Her gundam is mayfield's strongmen!

[ So as Nena launches herself into a rhyming episode

Maybe Eva can handle this sudden linguistic mode ]

[ Oh, this sounds like a good idea!! Just give her ten tons of gold and magical witch powers and we'll make this deal happen. Mayfield can just go give up and die.

Or maybe she could just start a whole new witch career as the Witch of Snark. Originality right there. ]

Oh, don't worry.. It's not like I'm saying there isn't anything else he can do. [ Except she is! :) ] I'm sure he has a lot of useful qualities once they're really needed.

[ More like Isaac stole his own common sense a long, long time ago, amirite.

AND GUESS IT'S TIME NOW FOR EVA TO LAY DOWN SOME SICK FIRES---

except Eva doesn't do sick fires. Only to Natsuhi, she's special. ]

I doubt many people could honestly fight back against a giant robot like that. Normally you'd only see something like that in stories..

Edited 2011-04-25 10:43 (UTC)

[ She can solve Beatrice's riddle too, or maybe she can get a fucking grip on Evatrice and make her do what she wants to do buttt... B)

WITCH OF THE SNARK VS FEATHERINE. WHO WINS??? (Troll) obviously the snark witch now that she has Isaac's pancakes on his side. ]

He can be our Mascot! Therefore we can gain popularity!!! He said he was good at stealing, so Nena wants to see him steal.

[ inb4 he steals our souls.

AHAHAH Natsuhi will always be sickfire'd. It's just how it is. Her hair spray just IGNITES EVERYONEEEEE ]

[ HAHAHAA JUST MINUS THE RED FROM THAT STATEMENT <3 ]

[ The witch of snark and pancakes.. I think we're onto something here. Something new. Something big. ~*MAHOU SHOUJO PRETTY EVATRICE*~

Isaac can be the useless animal sidekick or something. ]

Stealing, really..? He should invite us to one of his heists sometime in that case. [ SMIRKING BECAUSE LMFAO, AS IF SHE BELIEVES HE CAN STEAL ANYTHING... ]

[ so Lambda can deflect a sword with popcorn...

Too bad Eva can deflect a hydrogen bomb with a pancake (b^.^)b. This is proven canon in the umineko spinoff: Puella Magi Rokkenjima Magica.

SPOILER: ISAAC IS THE KYUUBEY. In an elaborate outfit. Miria is every witch. ]

He should! He one time stole an entire museum! He's really smart!

[ NENA'S SMIRKING TOO. Because she can utilize this to her own personal gain ]

[ Being Eva is suffering.. But she honestly doesn't need to be placed in a canon full of crying magical girls for this fact to be true. It's a universal constant.

Maybe because she sold her soul for a few pancakes. Oh well. ]

An entire museum? My, that must have taken great skill and quite some intellectual capacity! [ and with that we just mean general incompetence, jsyk. ] He should probably watch out with stealing things here though.. I don't think they take it too kindly here.

[ Being anyone from that family is suffering. Eva, Rosa, and Natsuhi get shit the most. Holy son of a fucking walnut....

PANCAAAAAAAKES. PANCAAAAAAAKES. On the bright side, those pancakes may make Eva's :/ turn into a :> for about 2 seconds. So two seconds later she'll turn into a :/ to a :< Brilliant! ]

Yeah! Nena wants him to steal a soul sometime, wouldn't that be interesting Eva?!

[ ignoring the sarcasm ]

If they don't let Nena shoot drones, chances are they don't let Isaac steal things.

[ Being an Ushiromiya is suffering.. Except Rudolf and Kyrie because in that case it's just haters gonna hate.

Oh and this soul thing is sort of.. very unsure.. but she wouldn't expect less from Nena than making her extremely unsure constantly by now. ]

Even if he's capable of stealing an entire museum, a soul might still be a little bit outside his boundaries.. Ah, unless he turns out to actually be a demon of some kind, right? [ SHE'S HOPING SHE'S NOT JINXING THIS SHIT. ]

There's still a line between stealing and killing, right..? [ I mean, hey, taking ten tons of gold just for herself sounds like a pretty good idea. Murdering out the family not so much. ] Although I doubt they particularly care about the difference here.

[ Being Umineko is suffering. Face it, ANY character in there gets a sympathy moment or two where you're just all "Damn do I feel bad for you".

Eva you love your daughter you just vary between "Umm" and "Um <3". ADMIT ITTT. At the very lease to like her. ]

He's a demon?! That'd be the greatest all "BAHAHA I AM ISAAC AND I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL". What if he could slowly drain the soul out of a person and kill them slowly?! We should ask him what other abilities does he have besides PANCAKE SWORDS AND SHIELDS.

Both are very bad and are something you should never do.

Unless they piss you off~!

[ Not to mention that every single sympathy moment is followed by killing. "OH MOE HUSBAND, I LOVE YOU!!" "OH I LOVE YOU TOO, MOE WAIFU!!" Staked. "OH I'VE BEEN SUCH A BAD BIG BROTHER FOR MY SIBLINGS!!" Siesta'ed.

I rest my case.

Also we can compromise and say Eva likes Nena because she's useful! :D ]

I doubt he really has many other skills besides his pancakes.. That would be a little bit too overpowered, right...? [ Giggle. ] Nobody likes a story where there's one majorly powerful character nobody else can beat. There needs to be a bit of balance.

[ AND MURDER AROUND NENA IS A.. very careful topic... But it seems to impress her and if impressing is a good way of keeping her under control, then hey. ]

Oh, don't worry.. I don't use that sort of methods unless it's absolutely necessary.

[ BEATRICE THE WITCH OF SYMPATHY.

except sort of kind of not really. Sympathy invoker? sure! Maybe even unintentionally. My favorite sympathy moment was this, "UUU~ MY ONLY LOVE IS A STUFFED LION UU~" and then /RIPS.

oh and the "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH" /chomp.

i am afraid of those goat servants like burning. ]

So? Nena uses her Gundam to blow up a bunch of soldiers yet that's really really entertaining! Isaac's pancakes can't be beat!

[ Murder is a fun topic! yep yep!! ]

If someone wrongs you, it's okay to kill them, you know.

[ I find them less scary now they're just really burly in a comical sort of way in the ps3 remake.

Takes away the being scared part and just replaces it with lots of laughter whenever one appears. Can't believe Krauss punched out something like that. Lame cheater. It's not like we care about him otherwise.

AND SHE'S PRETTY UNSURE ON HER OWN OPINION OF MURDER, OKAY. She doesn't need someone with twisted views like Nena making it worse.

... Why is she discussing murder with a teenage girl... ]

You've already heard that's what I did, right..? In their case it was completely justified and I don't regret it. [ She's at least able to say that much truthfully. ]

[ I have a fear of goats and goat people! One time when I was really young I had a dream where I was knocked into a stroller and repeatedly swirled around the stairs. I kept on screaming because other screams were coming from the hall along with the classic, "please don't hurt me!" and the "I'd do anything" and then there was some guy shouting about how he had to eat his dead wife or something.

I was scared as shit and then I bumped into a goat human thing that just smiled and began to bite off my foot.

SO YEP FOREVR GOATLONE.jpg.

Nena always makes things better by making them worse!! <333

AND BECAUSE MURDER IS FUN ]

Explain to Nena what happened! Kyrie said it was a giant bomb that no one knew was there and it killed everyone.

[ ... (cozy)....

being goatlone.jpg is pretty healthy if you're in the Umineko universe either way. ]

... You asked her? [ Nena talking to Kyrie.. She's unsure on how to feel about this. But it's not like she expected Kyrie to say anything other than 'a bomb killed everyone'. After all, even Eva herself had told herself back home that she wasn't going to tell the truth to anyone. But that was back home, where she had to keep Ange from ever having to hear that horrible truth. And even though she didn't particularly feel like screaming it around in this place either - not with some of the children here - if it was just Nena.. ]

The bomb didn't kill anyone. It only exploded after everyone was dead already. [ Yeah, a bit less snarky and more angry now. Just the thought of that night and Kyrie's face is enough to make her get like this. ] Those two.. they're the ones who killed everyone!

[ (huuuuugs)

I GUESS SO. ]

Yeah, back when the town was all working for Officer Grady, Nena had her shuttle and she talked to Kyrie. She was all, "A bomb killed everyone. No one is lying. Not even Eva. Eva is not telling the truth. I did not kill everyone. You're sort of crazy" things like that! Then she just ignored Nena when Nena tried to make her angry.

[ The second she says that Nena lets go. ]

Do you think it's karma they ended up here?

[ Well, Kyrie might have been right on the 'you're sort of crazy' part, but.. ]

Yes, that sounds enough like something she'd do.. [ Because that's exactly what's so infuriating about Kyrie - no matter what she does or what you say, no matter whether she's drinking tea or just killed a whole family, she'll just stand there with that calm smile of hers. It's enough to get under Eva's skin. ]

I ended up in this place with them too, so.. that'd mean bad karma for me too, right? [ There's a short laugh, but it's more hollow than usual. ] Ah, but then again.. Maybe that's just what I deserve for committing murder as well.

[ She pauses, because now she realises that she's pouring out her thoughts at Nena of all people. Let's stop this, okay. She quickly tries to regain some of her usual composture. ]

It's better to just not listen to that woman. There's no way she would ever admit what she did.

Yep! She had these weird gas powers when she sided with Officer Grady. Oh well, I bet a lot of students hate her now.

[ Nena likes Kyrie's calm smile. I mean, after all, Kyrie told her to not make a habit of her going to her class instead of ...the other classes. Nena is now pondering if this option is still available. ]

No! They just brought you in here to deliver the karma, duh. You only killed those two, and they weren't very nice people if they killed a whoooole family.

[ take this advice from a girl who nuked a wedding. this is important!! ]

Let's find truth serum and poison her!

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Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

my soul is even readier

my gun is ready!!

WHAT IS THIS THREAD EVEN LMFAO I LOVE YOU

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO OUR THREADS

QUICK CALL 911. THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BEATEN BEYOND RECOGNITION

IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S DEAD, JIM.

I DON'T THINK IT CAN FAAAAADE....

OH GOD I FORGOT TO REPLACE THE SUBJECT HEADER AND NOW I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITTY

HELP EVA'S FALLEN AND SHE CAN'T GIVE UP

SHE'S NOT THAT OLD!! AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE GREY HAIR YET

/COUGH AT KYRIE EVEN THOUGH SHE'S YOUNGER???

EVERYONE KNOWS KYRIE IS LIKE 60 YEARS OLD AND PRETENDS TO BE YOUNGER

HELP KYRIE'S FALLEN AND SHE CAN'T GET UP??

THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT. :)

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger....

But she ain't messing with no broke Kinzo..

if this was the 4th wall event ....

s c r e a m get out kinzo

UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

BEATORICHEEE, SHOW ME YOUR SMILE AGAIN!!!

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