bridezilla: (/slowly succumbs to kylie minogue lyrics)
bridezilla ([personal profile] bridezilla) wrote2011-04-10 01:42 pm

Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... like I said, she isn't here anymore, but maybe if she comes back...

[not like that'll happen! even though it already has now]

Believe me, no matter how good you are at it... this isn't a battle you can win.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
If she comes back Nena's talking to her! You better believe it, too!!

[ a pause. you know this can't end well if she's asking this ]

How well can she fight?

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[he pauses to give that a moment's thought... HItagi isn't exactly a combatant, but...]

If she decides to kill someone, she'll accomplish it no matter what.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
How will she do that?

[ this is very important. okay? if hitagi is going to kill her, she needs to make sure that you at least have a threesome.

or else her goals will fail!! ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, but she'll fine a way. That's why it's probably better not to upset her.

[that's his policy anyway...

although if you can manage that Nena then... NO, NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Can't Nena just kill her before she kills Nena? I highly doubt she can stand herself against me.

[ GOING TO HAPPEN

GOING TO HAPPEN. It's threeway, threeway, gonna go down on three ways. ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You probably could. But that isn't your goal, isn't it? You can't have uh, the threeway you want, if she's dead...

...and even if she comes back because of Mayfield, she probably won't want to be in a threeway with someone who killed her.

[Logic, he can use it!]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
...Nena doesn't want to be in a threeway with you and her though! She was going to pull in some random attractive girl!

[ ... oh this is now hilariously awkward ]

Nena's finger has a ring on it!

[ PROUDLY DISPLAYING HER HANDS










THERE IS NO RING ON IT ]


It's a person of your choice anyways, Koyomi!

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh...

well let's just

change the subject

as he stares at her hand.]


...what ring?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ she opens her eyes and this face pops out! ]

Wha . . . ?

Nena could have sworn she had a ring..

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
...did you lose it?

Maybe it fell off somewhere.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nena couldn't have lost it! She'll cry and scream and kill whoever's responsible!

[ a pause ]

Wait, wait....

[ a long, hard pause in which she thinks ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's possible no one's responsible...

[just looking at her a bit warily...]

...yeah?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
There never was a ring....

[

....teee hee? ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's... nice...

[...wait

what...? he's so confused he can't even come up with anything to say.]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nena will look around in confusion too.

Koyomi seems to have disappeared, like everything else.

She'll just wander around. ]


Where is Nena anyways? And where was she going.... ?

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He isn't sure whether is another bizarre act or...

Something more genuine.

Either way, he just sort of watches her uncertainly.]


...are you alright?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She snaps back to Earth when he's talking and just shrugs and waves! ]

Yep! Nena is trying to remember why she was walking in the first place..

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... sorry, can't help you there. I don't have any idea.

[though he... waves back, just because.] But I guess you should get back to it.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Nena will see you later, okay, Koyomi?

[ She'll just flash a v-sign and skip around a bit ]