bridezilla: (/slowly succumbs to kylie minogue lyrics)
bridezilla ([personal profile] bridezilla) wrote2011-04-10 01:42 pm

Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-25 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're ...really this nice?!

[ Nena pauses for a few moments ]

Okay! Nena thought you were only nice to her because she had biiiiiig boobs but I guess she doesn't have to worry about that anymore!

[ sobbing rift. you are amazing ;____; <3 ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Your boobs don't have anything to do with it...

[though they're definitely nice, and he can't help but sneak a peak now that she's drawn attention to them and

WAIT NO]


Besides, I agreed to help you on the phone before I had any idea what you looked like. So that doesn't have anything to do with this!

[ilu2]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're just going to bounce around now. ]

Go ahead and look if you want! It's not like anyone's going to kill you or something. Well, maybe if Miha-nii was around, he'd kill you but he's not! The more other men agree Nena looks good, the less she has to worry about pleasing her boyfriend!

[ ~*~*Nena logic~*~* ]

That's right!! You're one of the bestest, Koyomi!! Nena will make sure that other girl of yours, is she your sister?! She'll just make sure she lightens up on the teasing~

[/hugs]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[okay NOW he's doing his best not to look because she's actually encouraging him to...]

I, it's not about getting killed over it, which is a pretty extreme reaction anyway, it's more about... Gah, I don't even know what it's about! But okay, they're very nice! We can just leave it at that!

[he does not understand this logic it is so weird!!]

She's not my sister... [hm...] She's just a friend of mine. That's just the way she is, I've gotten used to it, so you don't have to worry too much about it.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! Nena puts hard work into making sure her breasts are perfect spheres for her boyfriend. If you rejected her, she'd be very unhappy!

[ what is this thread even ... ]

Really?! Oh. Okay! Nena will keep quiet aout your girlfriend for her! Unless you want Nena to tell her so she'll stop calling you a smelly homo...

[ this thread is like everyone rowing a canoe on one side only ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hard... work? [he wants to ask what work that is! he wants to ask just what the hell that means! but he can't, can he...? no, he definitely can't!

but he'll be wondering it forever now.]


No, she already knows... she was even there when we started going out. [sigh] She just does that anyway because she's a bit of a brat.

[around and around they go.]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nena makes sure to wear a forming bra that makes them circle and then that doesn't get into all of the cremes and anti-toxins she uses to make them more softer and not like rocks.

[ at this rate Koyomi is the bunk ]

That's rude, but okay! Who's this girlfriend of yours, Koyomi?

[ more circular than Nena's breasts B) ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... huh... interesting. I didn't know girls had stuff like that. I guess that's good to know.

[like seriously this is actually legit interesting to him even if he won't admit it.]

Hitagi Senjougahara. She's not here anymore, but she used to be. [though actually she's back now, just not at the time of this thread... yeah...]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! You should gift your girlfriend with that stuff!

[ Nena seems sort of blank on the last part. Like empathy failed on her but she tries her best to understand ]

Nena one time had a boyfriend here droned. Except he was part of that valentine's day event so Nena guesses he doesn't count. If Nena ever sees your girlfriend, she'll warm her into the idea of a threesome! Just for you being a good shield.

[ o-oh suddenly this thread is tumbling into hideousness all over again ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
If I did that she'd kill me!

[like seriously, she would murder him. no joke. not even exaggerating. you can hear the sincerity in his voice.]

W, wait, what? [O_O... actually that's kind of tempt, wait, no! NO!] It's alright, you don't have to do that! S-she's not really the type to be into that sort of thing, and I wouldn't want to embarrass her or anything!

[also she'd probably kill him for that too...]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nena wants to meet your girlfriend so introduce her to her, okay?!

[ and that was her reaction. shield cannot be killed so she'll just ignore him on that. he is immortal to her forever and always ]

It won't be embarrassing! Nena is always good at convincing! They have to obey her.

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... like I said, she isn't here anymore, but maybe if she comes back...

[not like that'll happen! even though it already has now]

Believe me, no matter how good you are at it... this isn't a battle you can win.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
If she comes back Nena's talking to her! You better believe it, too!!

[ a pause. you know this can't end well if she's asking this ]

How well can she fight?

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[he pauses to give that a moment's thought... HItagi isn't exactly a combatant, but...]

If she decides to kill someone, she'll accomplish it no matter what.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
How will she do that?

[ this is very important. okay? if hitagi is going to kill her, she needs to make sure that you at least have a threesome.

or else her goals will fail!! ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, but she'll fine a way. That's why it's probably better not to upset her.

[that's his policy anyway...

although if you can manage that Nena then... NO, NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Can't Nena just kill her before she kills Nena? I highly doubt she can stand herself against me.

[ GOING TO HAPPEN

GOING TO HAPPEN. It's threeway, threeway, gonna go down on three ways. ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You probably could. But that isn't your goal, isn't it? You can't have uh, the threeway you want, if she's dead...

...and even if she comes back because of Mayfield, she probably won't want to be in a threeway with someone who killed her.

[Logic, he can use it!]

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
...Nena doesn't want to be in a threeway with you and her though! She was going to pull in some random attractive girl!

[ ... oh this is now hilariously awkward ]

Nena's finger has a ring on it!

[ PROUDLY DISPLAYING HER HANDS










THERE IS NO RING ON IT ]


It's a person of your choice anyways, Koyomi!

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh...

well let's just

change the subject

as he stares at her hand.]


...what ring?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ she opens her eyes and this face pops out! ]

Wha . . . ?

Nena could have sworn she had a ring..

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
...did you lose it?

Maybe it fell off somewhere.

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nena couldn't have lost it! She'll cry and scream and kill whoever's responsible!

[ a pause ]

Wait, wait....

[ a long, hard pause in which she thinks ]

[identity profile] ahogevamp.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's possible no one's responsible...

[just looking at her a bit warily...]

...yeah?

[identity profile] partytoastess.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
There never was a ring....

[

....teee hee? ]

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