Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

[bridezilla]

 [ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it.  ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new  backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

Comments

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

N, no, I'll be able to figure something else out... [her clothes? ...the thought seems almost tempting for a moment before WAIT NO WHY WOULD THAT BE TEMPTING AT ALL] Thanks anyway.

[and a weak smile in return...]

Then you just did it because that's what you were told? [...] That might have been the truth back where you came from, but it's no longer true here, is it? You can do whatever you want here.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

You can even show up naked if you want but beware that Nena would have to be naked too because we both have to wear similar quality clothes so we can maneuver even easier!

[ this thread is the worst ride ever ]

Well, Nena does want to change the world but it's sort of hard not to do what you are told when you were told to obey for about 17 years of your life! Nena has defected from that though when they tried to kill her and her brothers. They managed to kill her brothers...

but Nena always had some freedoms! Now she just has even more!

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

No! I definitely won't do that! [though it is kind of tempting too wait no why stop STOP] There's no need to be naked! In fact, that'd cause all sorts of other problems!

[ it really is... ]

...well that's good. [kind of understanding her a bit more now tbh.] I won't tell you what you should do or how you should behave, but as long as you try to enjoy yourself and not harm others that's fine. [especially the last part :(]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

What kind of problems would it cause Koyomi?! [ she's actually confused and needs explanation. ]It was just as a last resort thing! Not the first thing! Duh.

[ let's make it worse ]

Nena will enjoy herself! Don't worry!! She's not that bad! She's not bad at all! [ ): she's playing Koyomi like how he's going to play with himself later on.

OKAY THAT WAS HORRIBLE FORGIVE ME ;___; ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

A boy and a girl naked together in the cockpit of a gundam... [that says everything that needs to be said right!! right...? he doesn't want to say anymore ;A;]

[ oh boy ]

That's good to hear. I'll trust you on that. [ yeah he probably will nt gonna lie...

/patpat ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, Nena doesn't really see the problem in that. I mean, if you truly have nothing to wear then Nena guesses that's how the result is going to be.

[ Nope. Explain it fully. She's mentally 3 okay. ]

Don't worry! She will! [ enjoy this tight bear hug Koyomi. She really likes you ;_; ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I'll find something! There's no way I'll ever have nothing to wear!

[ sob he can't do it what is this conversation.

though he blinks at the hug, sort of returning it?? ] Good, then I'll do my best to help you too.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Good, because if that little girl says it correctly, you may be a pervert. But you're nice. The greatest shield!

[ Enjoy a great big hug. She's sort of short though so it's like a puppy trying to knock him over and failing ;_; ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a... [...wait.] Nothing Hachikuji says is true! I'm not a pervert!

[ except he is but he's not as bad as she claims at least... ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

It's okay if you are! I mean, if Nena wasn't going out with Hong Kong or anything she'd totally go out with you!

[ Nena will still be clinging to him. This may be the time to notice that she has a great ass too! ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... oh... uh... thanks. The thought is appreciated...

[ he's trying not to notice, geez... which is making it all the harder. ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Nena should find you a girlfriend that you can bang all the time!

[ she'll totally do it too (: ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

[he flusters up at that, just panicking for a moment as he can't even brain words.]

No, no, it's okay! I have a girlfriend! She's not here right now, but I already have one! You don't have to do that!

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

So you have a girlfriend yet you're hitting on others while she's away?

[ okay so she's a bit confused. Nothing wrong with that :D ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

I'm not hitting on anyone!

[ at least not intentionally... ]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

So you're ...really this nice?!

[ Nena pauses for a few moments ]

Okay! Nena thought you were only nice to her because she had biiiiiig boobs but I guess she doesn't have to worry about that anymore!

[ sobbing rift. you are amazing ;____; <3 ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Your boobs don't have anything to do with it...

[though they're definitely nice, and he can't help but sneak a peak now that she's drawn attention to them and

WAIT NO]

Besides, I agreed to help you on the phone before I had any idea what you looked like. So that doesn't have anything to do with this!

[ilu2]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ They're just going to bounce around now. ]

Go ahead and look if you want! It's not like anyone's going to kill you or something. Well, maybe if Miha-nii was around, he'd kill you but he's not! The more other men agree Nena looks good, the less she has to worry about pleasing her boyfriend!

[ ~*~*Nena logic~*~* ]

That's right!! You're one of the bestest, Koyomi!! Nena will make sure that other girl of yours, is she your sister?! She'll just make sure she lightens up on the teasing~

[/hugs]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

[okay NOW he's doing his best not to look because she's actually encouraging him to...]

I, it's not about getting killed over it, which is a pretty extreme reaction anyway, it's more about... Gah, I don't even know what it's about! But okay, they're very nice! We can just leave it at that!

[he does not understand this logic it is so weird!!]

She's not my sister... [hm...] She's just a friend of mine. That's just the way she is, I've gotten used to it, so you don't have to worry too much about it.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Okay! Nena puts hard work into making sure her breasts are perfect spheres for her boyfriend. If you rejected her, she'd be very unhappy!

[ what is this thread even ... ]

Really?! Oh. Okay! Nena will keep quiet aout your girlfriend for her! Unless you want Nena to tell her so she'll stop calling you a smelly homo...

[ this thread is like everyone rowing a canoe on one side only ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Hard... work? [he wants to ask what work that is! he wants to ask just what the hell that means! but he can't, can he...? no, he definitely can't!

but he'll be wondering it forever now.]

No, she already knows... she was even there when we started going out. [sigh] She just does that anyway because she's a bit of a brat.

[around and around they go.]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Nena makes sure to wear a forming bra that makes them circle and then that doesn't get into all of the cremes and anti-toxins she uses to make them more softer and not like rocks.

[ at this rate Koyomi is the bunk ]

That's rude, but okay! Who's this girlfriend of yours, Koyomi?

[ more circular than Nena's breasts B) ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

Oh... huh... interesting. I didn't know girls had stuff like that. I guess that's good to know.

[like seriously this is actually legit interesting to him even if he won't admit it.]

Hitagi Senjougahara. She's not here anymore, but she used to be. [though actually she's back now, just not at the time of this thread... yeah...]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Yeah! You should gift your girlfriend with that stuff!

[ Nena seems sort of blank on the last part. Like empathy failed on her but she tries her best to understand ]

Nena one time had a boyfriend here droned. Except he was part of that valentine's day event so Nena guesses he doesn't count. If Nena ever sees your girlfriend, she'll warm her into the idea of a threesome! Just for you being a good shield.

[ o-oh suddenly this thread is tumbling into hideousness all over again ]

[ahogevamp.livejournal.com]

If I did that she'd kill me!

[like seriously, she would murder him. no joke. not even exaggerating. you can hear the sincerity in his voice.]

W, wait, what? [O_O... actually that's kind of tempt, wait, no! NO!] It's alright, you don't have to do that! S-she's not really the type to be into that sort of thing, and I wouldn't want to embarrass her or anything!

[also she'd probably kill him for that too...]