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Armed intevention 004 || PARTIALLY BACKDATED BECAUSE I FAIL ):

[ Backdated - A: 766 Bunker Street and Neighbors/Anyone that can see a 20 meter tall Gundam ]

[ Inside, Nena looks eagerly for a brush at breakfast despite having a broken arm ]

Dawn?! Where are you?! Nena wants to brush your hair!!

[ Those of you, outside, may notice Nena's gundam, The Throne Drei, and her Shuttle, Liang, just randomly out there parked there in the street. They're pretty much occupying the whole freaking street, so yep, enjoy trying to drive past that. Outside, Nena can be found just wandering around looking at her Gundam for any dents and everything before calculating how is she going to repair it. ]

[ Backdated - B. Phone, average filter to Keroro ]

Nena heard you defeated the Milk Mech! So, as a rewaaaard for letting Nena kill him, give me your address and we can fly in Nena's gundam together!

[ Backdated - C: 311 Miller Street ]

[ Those of you that have the curse of living here, you may notice a giant 20 meter Gundam just crouched outside your house. It doesn't move or do anything, instead it's just ....staring at your house. From time to time it'll move to a different angle, but it's very clear it's still there and it's not intent on leaving ]

[ Action - D; anywhere in Mayfield ]

[ Good morning Mayfield! Our favorite Yangire is strolling towards any particular location with a broken arm. It doesn't seem to be in a cast or anything, but just flopping dead by her side. Sometimes she'll stop and glance at it and make sure it's okay before strolling onwards ]

[ Action - E; The Park! ]

[ Awww, look at Nena! She's in a scandalous pink bikini and is swimming with her one working arm to get a whole bunch of duckies for her new backyard pond! Isn't she just darling? The other drones will react in shock and disgust, but Nena doesn't seem to notice. She's too intent on getting a new duck. Feel free to disturb her as she swims ]

[ Phone - F; unfiltered ]

Hi guys! Nena's really upset that was a prank. Nena really thought she blew up the generator and killed the milkman. But don't worry! If Nena did once she can probably do it again! Oh, also, Nena got her Haro back and it's sort of a super computer. If you want to ask it questions or something, feel free to! It's sort of rude though.

[ Her Haro isn't taking its arrival too well. In canon, her Haro is notorious for being ill-tempered, evil and satanic. You can hear mechanical whirring and a high pitched robo-voice blurt out ]

I wanna go home! I wanna go home! You're Stupid! You're stupid! I wanna go home!

[ ooc: Haro replies will be done in purple. ]

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[He just looks at her a little blankly, although his face does seem genuinely apologetic...]

What... happened?

[ Good! That apologetic face will prevent you from getting a one armed thrashing. ]

Nena broke her arm while fighting the milk mech in her Gundam... Nena was hit with a lot of missiles and it jarred her arm around.

[ her face looks like one of the most on the mark ): ever ]

[He looks a bit dejected, before nodding...]

If you had your Gundam, I don't think there's much I could have done to help you... Still, you actually fought that thing, huh? That's impressive.

You could have made yourself a...

Wait, that won't work!

You could have been a ...

Nope! Can't do that either.

How about you sit on Nena's lap and hold her down next time! Except she needs to move too so hm...

[ okay, now back to genki ]

Yep! Nena fought it with her friends! She did really good, too!

[He just listens to the suggestions, scratching his chin especially since... she's striking them down anyway.]

That's good. I guess I should thank you then. You helped protect the entire town.

[ Nena finally gots it! ]

Nena sits on your lap and you spring into action if Nena gets in danger! That will work!

No problem! Nena works for peace.

[ YEAH RIGHT ]

But how do I spring into action if you're sitting there? I think this plan still needs more work.

...plus I'm not sure sitting in my lap is the best idea...

Really? That's pretty admirable. I don't think I could ever do something that noble.

That's where you're going to have to be agile and leap out of your seat! Why isn't sitting in your lap the best idea, Koyomi?!

[ She giggles with the compliment ]

Nena was created to bring the world to peace!

But then I'll throw you off... is that really what you want? But alright... maybe I'll practice something like that just in case.

[h u h]

...wait, what do you mean by created?

Nena will sit on your lap as much as possible for practice if you want it!

[ there is no innuendo here Koyomi ]

Nena was created by a man named Ribbons just to blow armies up! It's her designated purpose from even before her conception.

[so... very tempting... but...]

I, I wouldn't want to waste your time with that, haha...

[...or something.]

Wait, blow up entire armies? That's a pretty amazing purpose. You can't scale it down at all?

Fine! But then when Nena's piloting and you can't spring into action this will happen:

[ here we go ]

You will kick Nena in the back of the head as you struggle to get to the front and Nena, knocked out, would plunge the gundam into water where sharks will break through the glasses and begin to chomp both of us alive! Then another gundam will come and push us deeper into the water, then it'd slice the gundam causing a huuuuuuge underwater explosion! And maybe the other gundam might go overkill like Nena sometimes does! Do you really want that?!

[ WELL KOYOMI, TAKE IT FROM THE EXPERT. DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN? ]

Yep! Nena's gundams were created for wiping out armies repeatedly. We can't scale it down at all. We were told to create true peace by destroying everything when it comes to war. [ makes even less sense but more sense in context (b^-^)b ] So I don't think we can scale down our attacks.

They were also created to combat other Gundams, but who cares about that!

[just... some shocked silence for a while...]

Alright, alright, to avoid... that... happening, maybe getting some practice would be a good idea. [wait what is he agreeing to he doesn't even know.] Even though Mayfield doesn't have a body of water with sharks in it making that hypothetical scenario pretty much impossible. Regardless, I now understand the gravity of the situation! I don't want you to get eaten by sharks or caught in an underwater explosion so... wait, what exactly do I have to do?

[u n s u r e]

Wait, how are you going to create true peace by destroying things? That doesn't make any sense at all. [pause] But alright, I'll take your word for it.

[ Neither does Nena but she eagerly nods and agrees and who said she was referring to Mayfield? She's intent on taking him with her (unsure)

and this is MAYFIELD. So sharks ]

Nena doesn't want to get eaten by sharks either, so that's why you're going to help Nena by having her sit on your lap for training. Basically, Nena will sit on your lap for various intervals of time, and then you will spring out from under her while not interfering with her gundam controls. It's really easy, so don't worry!

[ oh this post is levels of hideousness ]

If Nena kills all of them, no one would want to join the army and they can't cause war because they're all dead. So she was created for this purpose!

[He still doesn't quite get how the logistics of this works, and it sounds entirely dangerous in various ways, but if that's what she wants...]

Okay, got it. Y, yeah, that doesn't sound too hard, I guess. [actually it sounds kind of impossible but oh well...] Just let me know when you want to train for this... I guess? [...he's not quite sure when this skill would ever be relevant or useful either, but he figures getting this over with sooner is better than later.]

...that kind of makes sense, but in a situation like that wouldn't they all want revenge against you? It sounds like you're just making yourself a target for them to redirect their hatred. Unless you literally plan to kill everybody who can fight... [but that's insane, right...]

Nena will contact you! She'll make sure we do this right!! Also, Nena will be wearing thin clothes because that's what you wear when you pilot a gundam, so you should too!

[ She'll be one-armed hugging him gratitude for what he's doing for her.

Congratulations Koyomi! You learned the true purpose of the Trinity's created to be sacrifices and to make the world hate Celestial Being. You can see her buckle for a bit and she looks sad, knowing it lead to her brothers deaths, but then she just resumes and reinforces herself like a borderline Tsundere ]

Nena doesn't care! If they don't have a gundam, they can't attack her. She knows other people that have a gundam may not like her but she can handle those. She'll kill anyone that gets in her way, regardless if they can fight or not. She's going to resume her armed interventions after she takes care of Ali-Al and Ribbons anyways.

Thin clothes...? [Why does this seem dangerous for an entirely different reason now.. oh wait, no, that was the initial reason too. But he can't really back out now... can he? This is getting complicated.]

[He frowns a bit at that last statement though, looking at her rather disapprovingly. Even though he doesn't exactly understand the situation, and knows there are all kinds of other things at work here...]

Fighting and beating people who attack you is one thing... I won't try to say you shouldn't do that. But killing people who can't fight? If you're trying to create a world without war, why would you do something like that?

Yeah! So wear something thin too! You can't wear parkas or giant sweats in a Gundam.

[ She does notice the frown though but it only motivates her to defend herself. ]

Well, Nena isn't killing people who can't fight [ lies ] she's killing though that interfere with their works and perpetuate war. You probably misinterpreted something Koyomi.

Oh, yeah I guess that makes sense. Too bad I don't have some kind of fancy space suit...

[He nods, satisfied by her explanation... though something does still seem a bit off, it's probably just his imagination.]

I admit, I've never really thought about working for something like world peace. It's a bit hard to wrap my head around, so I'll just take your word for it.

Don't worry! Nena's willing to work with anything. She can lend you some of her clothes if you really want! Or, if worse comes to worse you can just wear plastic wrap or something, she won't mind!

[ Nena gives off a sympathetic v-sign showing she understands ]

Nena never really thought about it either. She just did as she was told. She didn't have to think about it, it was her purpose so it'd be like instinct and second nature.

N, no, I'll be able to figure something else out... [her clothes? ...the thought seems almost tempting for a moment before WAIT NO WHY WOULD THAT BE TEMPTING AT ALL] Thanks anyway.

[and a weak smile in return...]

Then you just did it because that's what you were told? [...] That might have been the truth back where you came from, but it's no longer true here, is it? You can do whatever you want here.

You can even show up naked if you want but beware that Nena would have to be naked too because we both have to wear similar quality clothes so we can maneuver even easier!

[ this thread is the worst ride ever ]

Well, Nena does want to change the world but it's sort of hard not to do what you are told when you were told to obey for about 17 years of your life! Nena has defected from that though when they tried to kill her and her brothers. They managed to kill her brothers...

but Nena always had some freedoms! Now she just has even more!

No! I definitely won't do that! [though it is kind of tempting too wait no why stop STOP] There's no need to be naked! In fact, that'd cause all sorts of other problems!

[ it really is... ]

...well that's good. [kind of understanding her a bit more now tbh.] I won't tell you what you should do or how you should behave, but as long as you try to enjoy yourself and not harm others that's fine. [especially the last part :(]

What kind of problems would it cause Koyomi?! [ she's actually confused and needs explanation. ]It was just as a last resort thing! Not the first thing! Duh.

[ let's make it worse ]

Nena will enjoy herself! Don't worry!! She's not that bad! She's not bad at all! [ ): she's playing Koyomi like how he's going to play with himself later on.

OKAY THAT WAS HORRIBLE FORGIVE ME ;___; ]

A boy and a girl naked together in the cockpit of a gundam... [that says everything that needs to be said right!! right...? he doesn't want to say anymore ;A;]

[ oh boy ]

That's good to hear. I'll trust you on that. [ yeah he probably will nt gonna lie...

/patpat ]

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